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  • PerfectPunch
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    Funny Sports Related Quotes!!!!!

    "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him" - NZ Rugby Commentator

    "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing" - Weightlifting Commentator, Pat Glenn

    "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother" - Horse Racing Commentator, Ted Walsh

    "He's pulling him off ! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off !!" - Soccer Commentator, George Hamilton, on Spanish manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their World Cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville, 1992.

    "The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give the team some brains and some common sense" - Crystal Palace Chairman, Ron Noades, speaking in 1991.

    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" - Winston Bennett

    "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious" - Alan Minter

    "The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball" - John Francombe

    "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" - Terry Venebles

    "I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better" - Ron Atkinson

    "He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces" - Ron Atkinson

    "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew" - Harry Carpenter, BBC TV Boat Race 1977

    "Morcelli has four fastest 1500 metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres" - David Coleman

    "... and later we will have action from the men's ****less pairs ..." - Sue Barker

    "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw" - Ron Atkinson

    "There goes Juantoena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class" - David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics

    lol hilarious
  • PerfectPunch
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    #2
    these are funny guys - read them and reply

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    • RastaSmoker
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      #3
      Originally posted by PerfectPunch
      "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him" - NZ Rugby Commentator

      "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing" - Weightlifting Commentator, Pat Glenn

      "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother" - Horse Racing Commentator, Ted Walsh

      "He's pulling him off ! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off !!" - Soccer Commentator, George Hamilton, on Spanish manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their World Cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville, 1992.

      "The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give the team some brains and some common sense" - Crystal Palace Chairman, Ron Noades, speaking in 1991.

      "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" - Winston Bennett

      "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious" - Alan Minter

      "The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball" - John Francombe

      "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" - Terry Venebles

      "I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better" - Ron Atkinson

      "He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces" - Ron Atkinson

      "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew" - Harry Carpenter, BBC TV Boat Race 1977

      "Morcelli has four fastest 1500 metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres" - David Coleman

      "... and later we will have action from the men's ****less pairs ..." - Sue Barker

      "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw" - Ron Atkinson

      "There goes Juantoena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class" - David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics

      lol hilarious

      Baseball is ninety percent mental, the other half is physical. Yogi Berra

      It aint over, till its over. Yogi berra

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      • Dirt E Gomez
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        #4
        Funniest sports quotes all come from Sir Charles Barkley...

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        • PerfectPunch
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          #5
          Originally posted by Dirt E Gomez
          Funniest sports quotes all come from Sir Charles Barkley...

          http://clintcam.com/barkley/
          lol funny site

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          • Konstantin
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            #6
            The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
            -- David Coleman

            That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.
            -- David Coleman

            Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
            -- Ted Ray

            Julian ****s has been everywhere ... it's like West Ham have got eleven ****s out there.
            -- Anonymous (Metro city radio)

            "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
            Rodney Dangerfield.

            "If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."
            Paul Newman.

            "I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won."
            Muhammad Ali.

            "The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important."
            Bobby Robson.

            "We've lost seven of our last eight matches. The only team that we have beaten is Western Samoa. It's a good job we didn't play the whole of Samoa."
            Gareth Davies.

            Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
            - Rita Rudner

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            • SuckaPunch
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              #7
              When it comes to funny quotes, you don't have to look further and just listen to Larry Merchant.

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              • EXIGE
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                #8
                I like this thread. Some of those i recognise, many of them were new to me, but they were all funny.

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                • PerfectPunch
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                  #9
                  yeh i still think my quotes are the best

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