Amir Khan: "Joe Cortez helped us in fight"

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  • Wan Long Pong
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    Amir Khan: "Joe Cortez helped us in fight"

    Amazing revelations this week as Amir Khan spoke exclusively to www.madeupinterviews.com to reveal how referee Joe Cortez was astonishingly on the Khan payroll.

    In a frank admission, Khan divulged: "I said t'Joe, 'if I start doin' me chicken dance or owt, step in and break it up as often as possible, give chance f'me weak chin to recover... that'll be wikkid.' In return, I said that when he comes into our corner shop he can have as many free carrier bags as he wants. It's dead good owt like that, innit?"

    Khan also revealed the real reason why Maidana was deducted a point without any prior warnings: "As soon as I saw elbow go in, I gave Joe a nod. It were a nod that said 'take point off Maidana and next time I see you I'll buy you some free curries in me restaurant. Keep breakin' us up and owt and I'll even chuck in some free nan breads and a poppadom... it were dead good. Wikkid."
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    #2
    i knew it, Khan is a fraud and will end up like P Williams.

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    • wazaa.
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      #3
      I won't lie, I LOL'd. .

      But still .

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      • Terrel
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        #4
        Originally posted by Wan Long Pong
        Amazing revelations this week as Amir Khan spoke exclusively to www.madeupinterviews.com to reveal how referee Joe Cortez was astonishingly on the Khan payroll.

        In a frank admission, Khan divulged: "I said t'Joe, 'if I start doin' me chicken dance or owt, step in and break it up as often as possible, give chance f'me weak chin to recover... that'll be wikkid.' In return, I said that when he comes into our corner shop he can have as many free carrier bags as he wants. It's dead good owt like that, innit?"

        Khan also revealed the real reason why Maidana was deducted a point without any prior warnings: "As soon as I saw elbow go in, I gave Joe a nod. It were a nod that said 'take point off Maidana and next time I see you I'll buy you some free curries in me restaurant. Keep breakin' us up and owt and I'll even chuck in some free nan breads and a poppadom... it were dead good. Wikkid."
        lol

        BPP will be pissed you got this out before him.

        madeupinterview is the best site ever :wank:

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        • Roksan
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          • Terrel
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            The points deduction was valid. Intentionally trying to elbow shouldnt even require a warning. This aint the ****in UFC. Before Maidana nuthuggers jump on my nuts, I had money and e-points on Maidana to win but i will NOT accept that kinda crap in the ring. He deserved the deduction.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Terrel
              The points deduction was valid. Intentionally trying to elbow shouldnt even require a warning. This aint the ****in UFC. Before Maidana nuthuggers jump on my nuts, I had money and e-points on Maidana to win but i will NOT accept that kinda crap in the ring. He deserved the deduction.
              You are a no-life.

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              • NesNY
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                Credit to Khan for the vicious shot to the liver that knocked Chino down (and all but ****** out all the power from his punches)....but man, Cortez should be ashamed for making the fight so one sided.

                The fight was a little Delahoya/Trinidad mixed with Mayweather/Hatton in how Cortez had waaaaaay too much to do with the outcome. I despise that man.

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                • Terrel
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by -EAGLE-
                  You are a no-life.
                  Go suck on Maidana nuts dude. Its people and fans like you crying that it was an unfair decision, I think you need to have the bottle of milk.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wan Long Pong
                    Amazing revelations this week as Amir Khan spoke exclusively to www.madeupinterviews.com to reveal how referee Joe Cortez was astonishingly on the Khan payroll.

                    In a frank admission, Khan divulged: "I said t'Joe, 'if I start doin' me chicken dance or owt, step in and break it up as often as possible, give chance f'me weak chin to recover... that'll be wikkid.' In return, I said that when he comes into our corner shop he can have as many free carrier bags as he wants. It's dead good owt like that, innit?"

                    Khan also revealed the real reason why Maidana was deducted a point without any prior warnings: "As soon as I saw elbow go in, I gave Joe a nod. It were a nod that said 'take point off Maidana and next time I see you I'll buy you some free curries in me restaurant. Keep breakin' us up and owt and I'll even chuck in some free nan breads and a poppadom... it were dead good. Wikkid."
                    Wan Pon Long loves brown ppl!

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