"Reverend" Klitschko will lead stray Chisora "home" on Saturday...

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  • WladIsTheChamp
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    "Reverend" Klitschko will lead stray Chisora "home" on Saturday...

    During the December 10th pre-fight conference of Wlad K vs Chisora, Dr. Wladimir Klitschko has made a closing remark that: "I will show Chisora the way home on Saturday..."

    Perhaps spoken by any other boxer, this statement will not make one think of a pastor tending his misguided flock, or a stern father guiding the prodigal son back home, but given the background of the two men who will face each other in the ring on Saturday, these are the only images that have been conjured up in my mind. Let me explain.

    First, Wladimir Klitschko posses a PhD, speak 4 languages, and is perhaps the nicest boxer to ever wear the crown of HW King. He is never angry, always professional, never curses, and has never been involved in any sort of unsavory or tawdry dealings outside the ring (unlike many boxers who have come before him). He and his brother run a charitable organization, which has partnered with UNESCO, to help disadvantaged children all over the world (including Chisora's native Zimbabwe).

    Derrick "Del Boy" Chisora, the man facing him in the opposite corner on Saturday night, is the anti-thesis of Wladimir. He has been found guilty of assault on British constables, has bitten a boxer during a fight, kissed another fighter during a pre-fight stare down, and has been convicted of assault on his ex-girlfriend after finding texts on her cell phone from another man.

    During the lead up to the fight on Saturday, there has been no shortage of words from both fighters. Naturally, the Zimbabwean-born Brit, started it all with disparaging statements regarding Wladimir's long-time girlfriend, Hayden Panitiere, including insinuations that he will make her his woman after Saturday night. Wladimir was not to keen on these statements and in response to Chisora's "Which do you love more, your belts, or your girlfriend?", Wlad responded; "I would love to paint your face with my fists."

    But it seems now that Wladimir has increased the scope of his mission for December 11th. It seems that Wladimir has pre-ordained himself not only to teach "Del-Boy" a lesson in humility and to avenge his girlfriend's honor, but to fundamentally change Chisora as a person. Wladimir has stated: "I do not think he had the right upbringing... As a fighter, he is very talented, but as a person, he is garbage....He is a disgrace, no man should hit a woman, especially a pro-boxer.... I will teach him some things...I tell him now, please do not miss the post-fight press conference, because I will tell him things that need to be said to him."

    He finally closed with the prophetic "I will show Chisora the way home on Saturday..." I don't know about many of you, but I never thought of Wladimir as a particularly religious man, perhaps because of his upbringing in the Soviet Union, where religion was discouraged, to put it mildly. But it seems that Wladimir is ready to take on a new title in addition to "Dr. Steelhammer", it seems like he is ready to be anointed as "Rev. Dr. Wladimir Klitschko".
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    bump........................

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    • Gojira
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      #3
      He called Haye a "Bitch". I would never call my Mother or Grandmother that. Not very gentlemanly if you ask me.

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      • WladIsTheChamp
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        #4
        Originally posted by Napalm Death
        He called Haye a "Bitch". I would never call my Mother or Grandmother that. Not very gentlemanly if you ask me.
        LOL, you mean that wasn't ok after Vagina Haye posed with a cut-off head of his in a magazine, made t-shirts of decapitated heads of both brothers, confronted him during a charity event, ONLY to back out of a fight with two weeks to go and then back out of a fight with Vitaly, what would you call him other than a "vagina"? Huh, you simple Brit?

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        • WladIsTheChamp
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          #5
          Originally posted by Napalm Death
          He called Haye a "Bitch". I would never call my Mother or Grandmother that. Not very gentlemanly if you ask me.
          Don't worry though, Rev. Dr. Wladimir Vladimorovich Klitschko will show David Haye the way as well...

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          • WladIsTheChamp
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            #6
            Originally posted by Napalm Death
            He called Haye a "Bitch". I would never call my Mother or Grandmother that. Not very gentlemanly if you ask me.
            I have to mention that you are ****ing simple again, Rev. Dr. Wladimir Vladimirovich Klitschko didn't call his mother or grandmother that, he called Diva "The B*ctch" Haye that... do you see the difference?

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            • lfc19titles
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              #7
              nobody cares, you have posted nearly everything in this thread

              klitsd are boring and pathetic fighters, get the **** out of this forum bitch

              this is a boxing forum, not a steroid abusing bitch forum

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              • WladIsTheChamp
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                #8
                Originally posted by lfc19titles
                nobody cares, you have posted nearly everything in this thread

                klitsd are boring and pathetic fighters, get the **** out of this forum bitch

                this is a boxing forum, not a steroid abusing bitch forum
                LOL... I think someone needs a little calming down... now why don't take a deep breath.... and think about what kinds of vaginas, cowards, liars, and woman-beaters the Brit HWs are at the moment...

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