
Hog***** cohorts disagree on superfight outcome!
Hog*****- Ron Weasley stated in a recent interview that he believed boxer Floyd Mayweather will dominate Filipino sensation Manny Pacquiao should the two ever meet. "Floyd has too much skill. He reminds me of Dumbledore!" Ron said. "No contest!"
Weasley is currently devoting his studies to developing a spell that would infuse Mayweather with testicular fortitude, thus prompting the reticent star to share the ring with the Pacman.
"Testiculus Duckus!" Ron shouted as we heard him performing his incantations.
Indeed, Ron. Indeed.
Indeed....
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