Cotto "WHITE BOY WASTED"!!?? Hell Yeah... Pic inside....

[Bushidō]

Dude, Cotto was getting ****ing WASTED this weekend..... I went to the sports bar inside of the hotel and he was ordering shot after shot after shot....

By the end of the night he was drunk as hell and he was hitting on my friends cousin... He looked at her blew kisses and was winking his eye... When she didnt respond he ended up walking to OUR table and asked her in the most ****y way possible..."You wanna take a picture with me?" She took the pic but we left after that... My homie was pissed because how he was acting and said he wanted to whoop Cotto's ass, but didnt say anything because of his security and that fact the he is a world champ.....

I was just as ****ed up and laughing....

Here is the pic of Cotto drunk....

whats up with the short ass shirt

[Forza]

ricans always want mexican women, but mexicans don't want rican women. Speaks volumes.

btw I thought cotto was married?

[_I Am_]

LOL, did your friends cousin say anything at all after? I know theres alot of women drooling over this dude. white boy wasted thats for sure

My friend just said... "Come on dawg, this dude is that lame?" to me when Cotto went to our table.....

I just told him, leave it alone... If you start some ****, he'll just take a knee and you wont be able to properly whoop his ass"........ when Miguel was walking away.....

I would have got my ass kicked if he would have turned around or understood me, but I was drunk as hell and didnt think of the consequences.....

[mariobrotherpr]

ricans always want mexican women, but mexicans don't want rican women. Speaks volumes.

btw I thought cotto was married?

Sure. Rican women. No one wants them.

[_I Am_]

He looks scrawny.Did you get his autograph?

HELL NO!!!! I tried to take a pic with him but my camera ****ed up.....

[calihomie818661]

lmao good story h town texan .

[_I Am_]

Your friend's cousin is cute

No lying, right hand to God, I was messing with her later that night but couldnt do anything and I confessed I had a girl.... We almost kissed and thats when I chilled out and told her.....

After that, her b/f came to the bar/ club we went to, and she was still showing me play......

I had to dumb it down from there, but my best friend was telling me to talk to her because he would really ba able to say that I am his cousin and not lie about it..... but that was drunk talk I think....

[Plaster...Sad.]

ricans always want mexican women, but mexicans don't want rican women. Speaks volumes.

btw I thought cotto was married?

? Be realistic junior, Mexican men have NO chance with Puerto Rican women unless they are rich and unmexican like Oscar Hoya. Other than that, NO PR chick is going to look at an Indian dude with a big head and say "I want that man!"


Boricuas are smooth and can talk a Mexican chick into taking ****s in her ass.

Mexicans fellas are **** out of luck when it comes to trying to rap to PR chicks. It's just not gonna happen

[BrooklynBomber]

No lying, right hand to God, I was messing with her later that night but couldnt do anything and I confessed I had a girl.... We almost kissed and thats when I chilled out and told her.....

After that, her b/f came to the bar/ club we went to, and she was still showing me play......

I had to dumb it down from there, but my best friend was telling me to talk to her because he would really ba able to say that I am his cousin and not lie about it..... but that was drunk talk I think....

Yeah, drunk talk indeed, as far as lasses go it's better not to mess with the familia of friends when you drunk and got a girlfriend. Everyone else is a fair play.

[_I Am_]

? Be realistic junior, Mexican men have NO chance with Puerto Rican women unless they are rich and unmexican like Oscar Hoya. Other than that, NO PR chick is going to look at an Indian dude with a big head and say "I want that man!"


Boricuas are smooth and can talk a Mexican chick into taking ****s in her ass.

Mexicans fellas are **** out of luck when it comes to trying to rap to PR chicks. It's just not gonna happen

This is supposed to be a fun, cool, and different thread..... Lets not talk **** in here....