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...Ever Yearned For A Highly Rewarding Career In Boxing?
Exciting positions in the worldwide boxing industry are still currently available
Established boxing franchises looking for heartless,
slow, skilless, defenseless, persons who feel comfortable
in a limited capacity as a first rate human heavy bag with
eyeballs.
Requirements:
-Have a solid mediocre win/loss record, however a zero loss
record is preferable
-A generally healthy body capable of meeting
the official weight requirements of the various
sanctioning bodies
-A semi-tough chin
-Very limited head and upper body motion
-Arms that can remain in an upward postion
covering the head for the duration of twelve 3 minute
rounds with a rest period of 1 minute
-Ability to withstand large amount of head, arm, and body
punches with very limited amount of counter attack motions
-Willingness to add an interesting nickname or moniker to your
birth name i.e: The Battleship, The Cruisliner, The Jumbo Jet,
The Fierce Iguana
-Abiltity to talk a bit of convincing trash to pursuade fans into believeing
you have a good chance of beating the favored champion
-Ability to neglect all cornermen urges and instructions
to utilitze your very limited skills
-Ability to agree to enter a boxing ring at a moments notice in various
locations around the world
Position Does not require any ring generalship or intelligence
Base pay starts at or below $25,000 with the potential to earn a few
million dollars depending on promotional factors and location
Dress code: Can wear any clean and well presentable
color combination of boxing shoes, shorts, and robe.
If interested, please contact the heads of any of the
established boxing sanctioning bodies of the NABC, NABF,
NABO, IBO, WBO, IBF, WBA, WBC and others we don't
care to mention at the moment
The Future Of Boxing Will Depend On The Reliability Of
Human Heavy Bags With Eyeballs
Answer The Call Today -- Your Rewarding/In-Demand Career In Boxing Awaits
Established boxing franchises looking for heartless,
slow, skilless, defenseless, persons who feel comfortable
in a limited capacity as a first rate human heavy bag with
eyeballs.
Requirements:
-Have a solid mediocre win/loss record, however a zero loss
record is preferable
-A generally healthy body capable of meeting
the official weight requirements of the various
sanctioning bodies
-A semi-tough chin
-Very limited head and upper body motion
-Arms that can remain in an upward postion
covering the head for the duration of twelve 3 minute
rounds with a rest period of 1 minute
-Ability to withstand large amount of head, arm, and body
punches with very limited amount of counter attack motions
-Willingness to add an interesting nickname or moniker to your
birth name i.e: The Battleship, The Cruisliner, The Jumbo Jet,
The Fierce Iguana
-Abiltity to talk a bit of convincing trash to pursuade fans into believeing
you have a good chance of beating the favored champion
-Ability to neglect all cornermen urges and instructions
to utilitze your very limited skills
-Ability to agree to enter a boxing ring at a moments notice in various
locations around the world
Position Does not require any ring generalship or intelligence
Base pay starts at or below $25,000 with the potential to earn a few
million dollars depending on promotional factors and location
Dress code: Can wear any clean and well presentable
color combination of boxing shoes, shorts, and robe.
If interested, please contact the heads of any of the
established boxing sanctioning bodies of the NABC, NABF,
NABO, IBO, WBO, IBF, WBA, WBC and others we don't
care to mention at the moment
The Future Of Boxing Will Depend On The Reliability Of
Human Heavy Bags With Eyeballs
Answer The Call Today -- Your Rewarding/In-Demand Career In Boxing Awaits
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