PR Vs Mex Joke thread

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  • elhijoprodigo
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    #1

    PR Vs Mex Joke thread

    Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?

    so they can drive with handcuffs on

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    What does a mexican get 4 christmas?

    Your TV

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    What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?


    Problem solved
  • elhijoprodigo
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    #2
    Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?

    Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.

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    Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?

    Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.
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    What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

    One can raise a child.

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    • -MAKAVELLI-
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      #3
      What do you call a racist thread made in NSB?


      hopefully deleted

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      • wazaa.
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        #4
        Mexicans prefer their own urine over Tecate Beer

        all Ricans (apart from JLo) should die

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        • 713832281
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          #5

          this is a ****** thread

          Originally posted by -pound4pound-
          What do you call a racist thread made in NSB?


          hopefully deleted

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          • MexicanMauler
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            #6
            A Mexican will take 3 hits to hit you once
            A Puerto Rican will take a knee to recooperate

            A Mexican will fight any fighter, anywhere, at any weight class
            A Puerto Rican fighter will pluck his eyebrows

            Mexico has produced legends such as Julio Cesar Chavez, Sal Sanchez, Kid Azteca, Toney Lopez, Barrera & Morales
            Puerto Rican gave birth to John Ruiz

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            • Bastian Loc
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              #7
              A Puerto Rican, a Mexican and a Cuban walk into a bar.....


              That's the joke.



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              • Chaconlittlered
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                #8
                What do you get if you mix an Italian dude a black dude and a gay dude

                a puerto rican


                What's a puerto rican favorite song

                am I black or white

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                • niallcollins
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by wazaa.
                  Mexicans prefer their own urine over Tecate Beer

                  all Ricans (apart from JLo) should die

                  do u post anyting apart from this ****.u are a f-ucking idiot

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                  • Infamous377
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by wazaa.
                    Mexicans prefer their own urine over Tecate Beer

                    all Ricans (apart from JLo) should die

                    You should die ****face

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