Alfonso gomez the rapper lol.

[theplayerpimp]

Lol gomez is really training hard for julio cesar chavez jr. He was just on tv singing in this program called tengo talento mucho talento for a million bucks. His band is not that bad they did pretty good. He has a back up plan for after he gets destroyed by jr.

[Swag Hustla]

Here a video right here. Oh man that shit was funny.

I don't understand Spanish, but I'm pretty sure it was corny as hell.

[Swag Hustla]

I wanna see a Gomez vs. Jones Jr. freestyle battle.

[theplayerpimp]

Oh **** they just passed for the semis.

[killacash]

[actionjackson]

Here a video right here. Oh man that shit was funny.

I don't understand Spanish, but I'm pretty sure it was corny as hell.

Can anyone translate this?

[HitBattousai]

Somebody actually posted a rough looking translation earlier on the forum, here it be.

I知 not human
I知 not human I知 a Martian
I landed in Jalisco from a far planet
To melt him like parmesan cheese
Reconstruct his face like a surgeon
I知 going to make him cry
Eyes of onions
He is still a kid
He doesn稚 develop
I知 going to drop hits on him
On the cherimoya
I知 going to make him sick like
Beans from a pot
I really want to get into the ring
I don稚 train at 100% I train at 1000$
I知 ready to explode like an Iraqi
He is quite and calm, He is a mannequin
Your undefeatedness, against Gomez comes to an end
He still sucks him thumb and sings with Cri-Cri
I知 an army, he is a civilian
I represent H3, Las Chivas(Soccer Team), and El Tri(Mexican National Soccer Team)
I知 glad we will fight for a title, I知 glad that his testicles dropped
I知 glad that I値l put him in my curriculum
Gomez-Chavez,let the chapters begin

[Swag Hustla]

Somebody actually posted a rough looking translation earlier on the forum, here it be.

I知 not human
I知 not human I知 a Martian
I landed in Jalisco from a far planet
To melt him like parmesan cheese
Reconstruct his face like a surgeon
I知 going to make him cry
Eyes of onions
He is still a kid
He doesn稚 develop
I知 going to drop hits on him
On the cherimoya
I知 going to make him sick like
Beans from a pot
I really want to get into the ring
I don稚 train at 100% I train at 1000$
I知 ready to explode like an Iraqi
He is quite and calm, He is a mannequin
Your undefeatedness, against Gomez comes to an end
He still sucks him thumb and sings with Cri-Cri
I知 an army, he is a civilian
I represent H3, Las Chivas(Soccer Team), and El Tri(Mexican National Soccer Team)
I知 glad we will fight for a title, I知 glad that his testicles dropped
I知 glad that I値l put him in my curriculum
Gomez-Chavez,let the chapters begin

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ATG Fighter]

Somebody actually posted a rough looking translation earlier on the forum, here it be.

I知 not human
I知 not human I知 a Martian
I landed in Jalisco from a far planet
To melt him like parmesan cheese
Reconstruct his face like a surgeon
I知 going to make him cry
Eyes of onions
He is still a kid
He doesn稚 develop
I知 going to drop hits on him
On the cherimoya
I知 going to make him sick like
Beans from a pot
I really want to get into the ring
I don稚 train at 100% I train at 1000$
I知 ready to explode like an Iraqi
He is quite and calm, He is a mannequin
Your undefeatedness, against Gomez comes to an end
He still sucks him thumb and sings with Cri-Cri
I知 an army, he is a civilian
I represent H3, Las Chivas(Soccer Team), and El Tri(Mexican National Soccer Team)
I知 glad we will fight for a title, I知 glad that his testicles dropped
I知 glad that I値l put him in my curriculum
Gomez-Chavez,let the chapters begin

[actionjackson]

Somebody actually posted a rough looking translation earlier on the forum, here it be.

I知 not human
I知 not human I知 a Martian
I landed in Jalisco from a far planet
To melt him like parmesan cheese
Reconstruct his face like a surgeon
I知 going to make him cry
Eyes of onions
He is still a kid
He doesn稚 develop
I知 going to drop hits on him
On the cherimoya
I知 going to make him sick like
Beans from a pot
I really want to get into the ring
I don稚 train at 100% I train at 1000$
I知 ready to explode like an Iraqi
He is quite and calm, He is a mannequin
Your undefeatedness, against Gomez comes to an end
He still sucks him thumb and sings with Cri-Cri
I知 an army, he is a civilian
I represent H3, Las Chivas(Soccer Team), and El Tri(Mexican National Soccer Team)
I知 glad we will fight for a title, I知 glad that his testicles dropped
I知 glad that I値l put him in my curriculum
Gomez-Chavez,let the chapters begin

Wow, can you imagne the bad press he would get if he said that in english? Chavez knows perfect spanish so that was a not to sudell way of talking a LOT of ****.