Floyd Mayweather Jnr’ “I Have A Dream Speech”?

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    Floyd Mayweather Jnr’ “I Have A Dream Speech”?

    a funny ****ed up speech i found from this site: http://www.londonweddingdresses.co.u...-dream-speech/

    I Have A Dream
    by Floyd Mayweather Jnr

    I am happy to join with you today in what will go down as the greatest demonstration of arrogance, cowardliness, and incivility in the history of boxing.

    Not so long ago, I had the opportunity to become the greatest boxer of all time by fighting the current best pound for pound boxer in the world, but squandered it with my travesty of demanding an unprecedented drug test from him.

    So, I have come here today to dramatize a shameful condition. In a sense you have come to cash a check. When my henchmen drafted the magnificent words on that fight contract, we were signing a promissory note to which every boxing fans was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all fans would be guaranteed the fight of the century.

    But, it is obvious today that my cohorts and I have defaulted on this promissory note. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, I have given the boxing fans a bad check, a check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.” I must admit, I failed to gather courage sufficient enough to fight the warrior that has engulfed the entire boxing community with his outstanding performance in and out of the ring.

    It would be fatal for the boxing nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This frigid winter of the boxing fans’ legitimate discontent will not pass until I fight the “The Pac Storm”. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of boxing until the day I fight the man.

    I have come to realize that to be great, I have to fight the great. I cannot walk alone. I will not seek to satisfy my thirst for greatness by drinking from the cup of fearfulness and arrogance.

    Therefore, I say to you today, my friends, in the process of gaining my rightful place in boxing history, I am fighting the #1 Pound for Pound fighter in the world — myself. In order to conquer that demon with a “0″ mark on its head, I am announcing my retirement. I have come to realize that the only brave thing for me to do, is run.

    So even though I will face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in our family of crooks.

    I have a dream that one day boxing will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that Money Mayweather is the greatest boxer of all time; greater than Ali or Leonard.”

    I have a dream today. I have a dream that I am whipping that punk ass Manny Pacquiao.

    This is my hope. This is the faith that I go back to my Las Vegas mansion with. With this faith I will be able to transform the jangling discords of our family into a beautiful symphony of ganghood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to do drugs together, to beat women together, to go to jail together, to stand up for incivility together, knowing that we will be free one day.

    And for boxing to be once again a great sport, this must become true. And for this to become true, I entreat all americans to support me just as they have supported our brave american troops overseas. And when this happens, we will be able to speed up that day when all boxing fans will be able to join hands and sing Free at last!

    Free from my obligations to the fans!

    Free from Pacquiao’s wrath!

    Free from fear!

    Thank Money almighty, I am free at last!
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    I prefer the Martin Luther King speech.
    Last edited by Swag Hustla; 10-15-2010, 08:42 AM.

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      #3
      hahahahahhh

      Excellent Speech.... A+

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        #4
        the speech writer he wrote this is high on ******* who had just beaten his wife

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          #5
          This isn't even remotely funny.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Hyacinth
            This isn't even remotely funny.
            we all have different humor. but anyway i find dan rafael's funnier.

            "floyd is gonna hide in chilean mine to hide from packy"

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              #7
              Originally posted by led
              we all have different humor. but anyway i find dan rafael's funnier.

              "floyd is gonna hide in chilean mine to hide from packy"
              whatever. god bless the chick on your avi though

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                #8
                Originally posted by Hyacinth
                whatever. god bless the chick on your avi though
                the chick on my avi would resurrect the guy in ur avi hehehe.

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