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Michael Marley
Boxing Examiner
October 3rd, 2010
Outraged Ricky Hatton fans are reportedly issuing death threats to the in drug rehab boxer's Irish flame, Emma Bowe.
Others, more reasonable Hattonites, are merely branding her "a lying cow" and other derisive names.
Why such people want to insult bovines, I do not know or comprehend.
She's bovine in that she is "milking" the Hatton "scandal" for all she can get
With friends like Bowe, Hatton does not need any enemies.
First, she got paid by British tabloid Daily Mirror for revealing Hatton's vacuum cleaner style ******* snorting, complete with video evidence.
Now, in her second round of PPT (pay per tell), the heavyset amateur boxer is barking about their not so clandestine love affair, carried on behind the back of Hatton fiance, Jen.
(Ironically, Jen has been "counseling soccer supstar Wayne Rooney's wife about the horndog player's randy romps with assorted call girls.)
This Bowe is a miserable phony with her repeated comments about "helping Ricky" and wanting to see him clean up his white powder habit.
All she wants to help is to help herself to sleazy tabloid paychecks for his disclosures.
I guess any minute now she will join that Tiger Woods mistress who is peddling sex romp tapes over the Internet.
Bowe, as if to prove she bedded the Hitman from Manchester, talked about the "Fighting Pride" tattoo he has emblazoned on his back.
I mean, come on, anyone who saw Manny Pacquiao destroy Hatton in the ring has observed his tats.
Is there a moral to this story?
Yes, if you're rich and famous and feeling randy, Randy or Ricky, you must steer clear of cows, lying or otherwise.
Btw, it is not true that Ricky enticed Bowe with the pickup line, "Hey, I noticed that you don't sweat much for a fat girl."
In this fight between Brother Hatton and this irritating bimbo, I'm rooting for Ricky.
There's only Ricky Hatton, this we knew.
Let's pray there's only Emma Bowe.
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