Larry Merchant Quote of the day thread

[pennywise]

This guy some of the funniest 1 liners ever for example

(DLH vs Vargas) ''Fernando Vargas may have had 6pac in his stomach, he did not have a 6pac on his chin''-larry merchant l0l

[Kimo]

I love Merchant, but didn't think that one was too hilarious

[BG_Knocc_Out]

If we stay persistent, this thread will be a classic.

We <3 Larry Merchant!

[johnm is...]

Can't remember who said it, because I was drunk... but during the Mosley/Mora fight, there were some good ones...

"He couldn't knock a glass off the table with a running start"

"Mora is now fighting southpaw.." ....."No, Mora is now STANDING southpaw"

[pennywise]

I love Merchant, but didn't think that one was too hilarious

its not funny cause of the words its funny because of the randomness coming from a 70+ y/o man zingggggg

[DET. IRONSIDE]

An old one:

“It was the third fight. They had both been beaten. If the fight was as significant as it may seem in hindsight, it wouldn't have been held in Manila. It would have been the Thrilla in Chicago.”

[ModernTalking]

We thought Manny Pacquiao was great, he's much better than we thought.

[starjammer]

'Mike Tyson likens the professional fight to being on a date. Of course Tyson's idea of a date is Wham Bam, thank you sir.'

[Gorilla Dogs]

"death by a thousand left hands"

[DET. IRONSIDE]

"Samuel Peter comes from the old school of swinging wild in case you hit something".