Joe and meself... showdown in Wales!!!

[Enzo Calzaghe]

I was at the pub with me son Joe, we were on the fackin drink and the galch for days in Newbridge.. So Catherine Zeta Jones, who is also from Wales, said she wanted to facking slapbox! She quickly backed down once me son declared that 'ed fight the winner.

Nobody can slap quite like me facking son, best slapper in the facking world so 'e is...

We then saw that facking wanker Froch, he shit 'is knickers and cried to mum when 'e saw us. Joe would slap 'im silly.

[Enzo Calzaghe]

Facking wankers...

[boxasmash]

[Enzo Calzaghe]

A facking **** are ye?

Mate, I'd break me guitar over ye facking head in Newbridge.

[Enzo Mc is SHIT]

The Carl Froch account is about 1500x funnier than this.

[Enzo Calzaghe]

The Carl Froch account is about 1500x funnier than this.

That man is a facking twat.

[Heeb]

The Carl Froch account is about 1500x funnier than this.

Was thinking the same thing

[Enzo Mc is SHIT]

James Toney would be good for one of these.

[Squizz]

LOL'd at OP.

[Shattered Jaw]

James Toney would be good for one of these.

Why? The posts would be like this:

'tttttttheehhhehehe Kkk-litschko sss....ssss.....ssss...isetttteersss..... dddeeyy, deeey, deeeyyy woooooooooooooont fiiight meee'

Toney's so slurred now - guys needs to retire!