The real story behind how I injured my back before the Abraham bout...
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... I actually sprained myself during a bout of lovemaking with my lovely girlfriend Rachel.
I know that sounds like a weak admission for a man of my high esteem and calibre, but I'd actually been making love non-stop for 78 hours straight.
I didn't do many positions, because face-first missionary is enough for The Cobra, and I'm such a world class lover that I caused Rachel's body to have more ******s than any other human being has had in the history of the world. That's a recorded fact as she had to go into hospital afterwards to stop the shaking.
Myself, I got a twinge and decided it was best to postpone for a little while. But can you blame my marathon session? Take a look at this:
That's the sort of girl that none of you losers would ever be able to get a chance of getting with. In fact, you've got about as much chance as getting a girl like that into bed as I have of getting Joe Calzaghe into a ring.Comment
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your girlfriend ass looks like a lil african boys ass. like 2 chicken mcnuggets. how does it feel to hit it from the back and feel nothing but ass bone. thats how you hurt your back you was trying to grab some ass and your hands sliped on that flat **** and you feel off the bed.Comment
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lmao. its nothing wrong with thinking his girl is hot. i mean i know its not really froch but his girl isnt all that pretty and her malnurished ass makes me sick. why pose in lil lingerie with ya ass out but no ass? she got the type of ass where if she puts on a thong you can see the whole thongComment
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how can you look at a picture like that and get turned on??look how disgusting her thighs look..if you dont have any ass why take pictures from the back??lol you know you have no ass when you wear thongs and you can still see the stringComment
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your girlfriend ass looks like a lil african boys ass. like 2 chicken mcnuggets. how does it feel to hit it from the back and feel nothing but ass bone. thats how you hurt your back you was trying to grab some ass and your hands sliped on that flat **** and you feel off the bed.Comment
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