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... I actually sprained myself during a bout of lovemaking with my lovely girlfriend Rachel.
I know that sounds like a weak admission for a man of my high esteem and calibre, but I'd actually been making love non-stop for 78 hours straight.
I didn't do many positions, because face-first missionary is enough for The Cobra, and I'm such a world class lover that I caused Rachel's body to have more ******s than any other human being has had in the history of the world. That's a recorded fact as she had to go into hospital afterwards to stop the shaking.
Myself, I got a twinge and decided it was best to postpone for a little while. But can you blame my marathon session? Take a look at this:
That's the sort of girl that none of you losers would ever be able to get a chance of getting with. In fact, you've got about as much chance as getting a girl like that into bed as I have of getting Joe Calzaghe into a ring.
I know that sounds like a weak admission for a man of my high esteem and calibre, but I'd actually been making love non-stop for 78 hours straight.
I didn't do many positions, because face-first missionary is enough for The Cobra, and I'm such a world class lover that I caused Rachel's body to have more ******s than any other human being has had in the history of the world. That's a recorded fact as she had to go into hospital afterwards to stop the shaking.
Myself, I got a twinge and decided it was best to postpone for a little while. But can you blame my marathon session? Take a look at this:
That's the sort of girl that none of you losers would ever be able to get a chance of getting with. In fact, you've got about as much chance as getting a girl like that into bed as I have of getting Joe Calzaghe into a ring.
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