Any truth in the rumour that when Wlad first shagged Hayden...

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  • !! Anorak
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    #1

    Any truth in the rumour that when Wlad first shagged Hayden...

    ... he couldn't get it up and asked Vitali to do the job for him instead?





    "Wladimeeeer... iszt verrrrrrrrrry gud now. I watch him shag Hayden and he itzt as gud as Mooohamed Ali."
  • Monkz
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    #2
    "Ramble yang man ramble"

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    • Levcon8686
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      #3
      Originally posted by Raider Monkz
      "Ramble yang man ramble"

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      • scap
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        #4
        If I were a girl being ****ed by Wlad would certainly have its appeal...I mean he is so athletic...his coordination would just be something Im sure I would enjoy...but does he have the type of stamina Im usually looking for?

        As for Vitali...at first glance Im thinking...Im not sure how much Im gonna enjoy getting ****** by this awkward backpedaler but the more I have entertained the thought the more I think VK might be able to reach spots inside of me that Wlad or anyone else could not...is it crazy to think that his awkardness makes him great?

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        • PittyPat
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          #5
          "I zee ver' well! I vant rematchhhhh".

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          • nathan_nall
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            #6
            What sucks is that Wlad IS shagging Hayden, a chick we only get as close as a tv/movie screen to.

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            • Dead Ringer
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              #7
              No. I heard that Wlad was doing well, but ran out of stamina and had to quit in the middle. Larry Merchant then asked if we'd ever see him in the bedroom again. Then Larry pulled his trousers down and finished the job himself.

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              • Forza
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                #8
                isnt she like 4'10? That would be some strange sex.

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                • Steven Adams
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                  #9
                  i hope VK leaks a tape. lol

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                  • OpaiSoma
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                    #10
                    Hayden in a cheerleader outfit hmm... but daym he is gonna look like a pedophile ****in her

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