So I was playing pool with Victor Ortiz...

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  • !! Anorak
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    So I was playing pool with Victor Ortiz...

    ... he told me he was really great at it, potentially the best pool player in the world.

    I was excited to play him, so I took my break then let him take his turn.

    Weirdly though, he just kept bouncing the balls off cushions. I couldn't understand it, so I asked him what he was doing.

    "I'm a young man," he explained, "I can't go around potting balls in pockets. I'm gonna be the best pool player in the world but I'm not gonna pot any balls."



    He was a bit of a **** if I'm being honest.
  • daggum
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    #2
    i think victor is gonna win his next pool match. he's playing an 80 year old blind man with alzheimers.

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    • PainKiller
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      #3
      Did he cry when you offered him a beer?

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      • the_ilest
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        #4
        sounds like a fake story to me. any pics?

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        • Mr Bigglesworth
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          #5
          Ah yes very good.

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          • starkiller
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            #6


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            • KMFO
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              #7
              Is this a riddle?

              If it is indeed a riddle, i want the answer!

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              • !! Anorak
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                #8
                You didn't see the Maidina fight?

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                • Slyboots
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by the_ilest
                  sounds like a fake story to me. Any pics?
                  durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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                  • Lacrimosa
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by !! Anorak
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                    I hope you will check this thread. Thank you very much!

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