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To post properly on BoxingScene about the K-Bros you must first learn the basic rules and follow them to a T. There are two sub-classes of Klitschko poster, The Hater, and the Nuthugger. Choose your side carefully and then follow these simple steps to posting perfection.
The Hater
#1 Never call either of the brothers by their names, use instead names like Wladdy Boy, Quitscko, Quitali, Flatendmir, etc.
#2 Wlads chin must be brought up in every post and once more for every Nuthugger that posts. Feel free to through a few "Vitali is a quiter" as seen fit.
#3 Just because a post has nothing to do with the Wlad or Vitali does not mean you can not bring them up to trash on them.
#4 If you can not find any posts that properly trash the brothers, be sure to make a post or two to liven things up.
#5 When faced with facts about fights the brothers won, post gay pictures of the brothers to turn the tides.
#6 When you have no evidence to defend your views against another poster be sure to remind them that they are gay, blind, very gay, ******, super gay, not a boxing fan, or very super gay. If you still can not shake the other poster, claim they are stocking you.
#7 Be sure to talk up any future fighter the Brothers are about to fight. Point out how they will KTFO the brother in question. If one of the damn brothers actually beats this opponent, make haste in posting about the weight and age of this opponent as primary reasons why they were a terrible opponent and the win means nothing.
The Nuthugger
#1 When talking about Vitali remind posters that he is the ring mag #1, has never been behind on the cards, and that only one fight has gone the distance with him. Use one of these in every single thread. Double points for pulling the hat trick
#2 When talking about Wlad, its not his chin, he just got tired, anyone who does not see that is a hater. Manny has totaly relieved Wlad of his stanima problems so he is once again unstopable.
#3 Be sure to bring up Vitali/Wlad vs Ali once a week. Throw in a Vitali retired Lewis as needed for extra punch.
#4 When confronted with "brotherly love" pictures of the brothers ignore them at first, but as a last resort blame it on those wacky Germans, we americans have been doing that since WW1 and its not old yet.
#5 Remember all past opponents of the brothers were all time greats when they fought them, all future opponents are crap until they get in the ring with one of the brothers, which ofcourse they become an all time great at that time.
#6 The brothers are both doctors and speak 4 thousands languages, and even though you dont, you are smarter for supporting them.
#7 When talking about Wlad its ok to mention drugs, but when talking about Vitali drugs are not to be mentioned.
#8 We all know there is only one true Klitschko Hater with 100's of alt. names. Expose them at will.
The Hater
#1 Never call either of the brothers by their names, use instead names like Wladdy Boy, Quitscko, Quitali, Flatendmir, etc.
#2 Wlads chin must be brought up in every post and once more for every Nuthugger that posts. Feel free to through a few "Vitali is a quiter" as seen fit.
#3 Just because a post has nothing to do with the Wlad or Vitali does not mean you can not bring them up to trash on them.
#4 If you can not find any posts that properly trash the brothers, be sure to make a post or two to liven things up.
#5 When faced with facts about fights the brothers won, post gay pictures of the brothers to turn the tides.
#6 When you have no evidence to defend your views against another poster be sure to remind them that they are gay, blind, very gay, ******, super gay, not a boxing fan, or very super gay. If you still can not shake the other poster, claim they are stocking you.
#7 Be sure to talk up any future fighter the Brothers are about to fight. Point out how they will KTFO the brother in question. If one of the damn brothers actually beats this opponent, make haste in posting about the weight and age of this opponent as primary reasons why they were a terrible opponent and the win means nothing.
The Nuthugger
#1 When talking about Vitali remind posters that he is the ring mag #1, has never been behind on the cards, and that only one fight has gone the distance with him. Use one of these in every single thread. Double points for pulling the hat trick
#2 When talking about Wlad, its not his chin, he just got tired, anyone who does not see that is a hater. Manny has totaly relieved Wlad of his stanima problems so he is once again unstopable.
#3 Be sure to bring up Vitali/Wlad vs Ali once a week. Throw in a Vitali retired Lewis as needed for extra punch.
#4 When confronted with "brotherly love" pictures of the brothers ignore them at first, but as a last resort blame it on those wacky Germans, we americans have been doing that since WW1 and its not old yet.
#5 Remember all past opponents of the brothers were all time greats when they fought them, all future opponents are crap until they get in the ring with one of the brothers, which ofcourse they become an all time great at that time.
#6 The brothers are both doctors and speak 4 thousands languages, and even though you dont, you are smarter for supporting them.
#7 When talking about Wlad its ok to mention drugs, but when talking about Vitali drugs are not to be mentioned.
#8 We all know there is only one true Klitschko Hater with 100's of alt. names. Expose them at will.
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