Ellie Seckbach's Funniest Quotes Thread!

[PinoyZoi]

"How about the MMA fighter GPS"
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[the gent]

"How about the MMA fighter GPS"
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Did he say that?..lol!

[southcentralcar]

honestly he seems slightly ******ed..

[wazaa.]

honestly he seems slightly ******ed..

Floyd thought that Kotelnik beat Alexander. What do you think of that ?!

[T-97]

He went to Victor Ortiz' training camp before he fought Nate Campbell and he asked who they thought would win, the guys were like "it's obvious, everyone knows whose gunne win", and he replies "Who, Nate Campbell?" or something like that. The looks they give him are hilarious, I thought they were gunna spark him

[southcentralcar]

Floyd thought that Kotelnik beat Alexander. What do you think of that ?!

Alexander won. if i am a floyd fan i dont have to agree with everything he says..

[killacash]

"If I was in the ring with you , How would you knock me out?"

[_original_]

LMAO

the funny part is, whenever I read a quote from this dude I can hear his weird ass voice in my head

[maverock]

Seckbach: "What do you think about how David Haye handled the Klitschko situation"
Afolabi: "Haye ran like a little biatch"
Seckbach: "Is it biatch or b-itch?"
Afolabi: "Don't matter, it's the same thing"
Seckbach: "Ah OK"

[Stone Roses!]

"break it down"


Also, every interview somehow has a Yuri Foreman or Salita reference.