Comments Thread For: David Haye Says: "I Know I Can Beat Wladimir Klitschko"

[ChopperRead]

"Haye has lost his mind. Nothing he says means anything until he mans up."

--Dan Rafael, ESPN Chat, August 6, 2010.

[ChopperRead]

Oh but VK has not signed a contract yet. How about that. Will we see him ripping his head of or what was it?

No, we won't. He knows he can beat Wladimir. At least at the moment, when WK has signed a contract.

When Wlad is safely signed to fight someone else, Haye starts talking about Wlad.

When Vitali is safely signed to fight someone else, Haye talks about wanting to fight Vitali instead, as he said when VK was signed to fight Sosnowski.

Haye is a charlatan.

[Steelhammer2011]

"Haye has lost his mind. Nothing he says means anything until he mans up."

--Dan Rafael, ESPN Chat, August 6, 2010.

I like Dan Rafael. He always speaks the truth.

[nomadman]

The ballad of David Haye:

There once was a guy,
With the speed of a fly,
And the strength of a bear,
And sexy long hair!
His skills were sublime,
He laid it all on the line,
No one could compete,
They were knocked off their feet,
Never lasted the bout,
They were all counted out...
Said the Brit popinjay,
Pompous **** David Haye!

Not content with the cruisers,
He chose fights with the bruisers,
Up to heavy he came,
But his opponents were lame,
Giant oafs with no skills,
Washed up bums paying the bills,
Yet the tabloids did laud,
This patent great fraud,
And the bollocks they spewed,
David's ego imbued,
With false thoughts of grandeur,
And because they did pander,
To this childish young fool,
With his head full of wool,
David claimed "I'm the best!"
No you're not! claimed the rest,
Two big names you must claim,
To legitimize your reign,
Only then can you say,
"I'm the best!" David Haye!

"But the bros they're so boring,
"My time it is dawning,
"Just one punch from my right,
"And it'll be thanks and good night!"
"Not so fast!" said the rest,
"Your chin will be put to the test,
"By the powerful might,
"Of Wlad's steelhammer right!"
"Ha, not likely," said Haye,
"I'll keep Klitschko at bay,
"With my silky smooth skill,
"I'm so sick it makes me ill!"

But as he watched as Wlad fought,
David had second thoughts,
"This big fcuk punches hard,
"With my weak ass guard,
"And my sloppy defence,
"It doesn't make sense,
"I might wind up dead,
"Best fight Audley instead!"

Thus ends the ballad of David Haye

[SNVDoublePunch!]

Haye is one of the greatest fighters of all time. He went the distance with Valuev. I don't think Joe Louis could even do that.

[spoonwars]

Haye was qweefing. Now he's sharting. This guy is stinking the joint.

[WladIsTheChamp]

The ballad of David Haye:

There once was a guy,
With the speed of a fly,
And the strength of a bear,
And sexy long hair!
His skills were sublime,
He laid it all on the line,
No one could compete,
They were knocked off their feet,
Never lasted the bout,
They were all counted out...
Said the Brit popinjay,
Pompous **** David Haye!

Not content with the cruisers,
He chose fights with the bruisers,
Up to heavy he came,
But his opponents were lame,
Giant oafs with no skills,
Washed up bums paying the bills,
Yet the tabloids did laud,
This patent great fraud,
And the bollocks they spewed,
David's ego imbued,
With false thoughts of grandeur,
And because they did pander,
To this childish young fool,
With his head full of wool,
David claimed "I'm the best!"
No you're not! claimed the rest,
Two big names you must claim,
To legitimize your reign,
Only then can you say,
"I'm the best!" David Haye!

"But the bros they're so boring,
"My time it is dawning,
"Just one punch from my right,
"And it'll be thanks and good night!"
"Not so fast!" said the rest,
"Your chin will be put to the test,
"By the powerful might,
"Of Wlad's steelhammer right!"
"Ha, not likely," said Haye,
"I'll keep Klitschko at bay,
"With my silky smooth skill,
"I'm so sick it makes me ill!"

But as he watched as Wlad fought,
David had second thoughts,
"This big fcuk punches hard,
"With my weak ass guard,
"And my sloppy defence,
"It doesn't make sense,
"I might wind up dead,
"Best fight Audley instead!"

Thus ends the ballad of David Haye

greeen k givrn

[LeadUppercut]

The ballad of David Haye.....

A superb job..... good stuff

[LeadUppercut]

Haye is one of the greatest fighters of all time. He went the distance with Valuev. I don't think Joe Louis could even do that.

LMAO, even funnier than the ballad

[Crunkercut]

Haye is one of the greatest fighters of all time. He went the distance with Valuev. I don't think Joe Louis could even do that.

If Joe Louis even dreamed of beating Valuev, he better wake up and apologize. Valuev would expose him as the American hypejob he is. Or was. Now or then.