How would you do in a boxing bout versus your favourite boxer?

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  • extracurRICular
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    #11
    Originally posted by -pound4pound-
    i'd look like Oliver McCall walking in the ring...tears and everything


    then when the bell rings, i'd Kermit my ass and jump out of the ring

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    • The Rizonator
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      #12
      i'll pretend my favorite boxer is Glen Donaire so that I might be able to survive about a minute or so

      Glen sucks ass but hey, he's a pro so what can you do?

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      • BostonGuy
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        #13
        I'm under 200 lbs, never boxed professionally, and am not in prime fighting condition (think Shannon Briggs) but if I boxed Wlad Klitschko, it'd still take him at least 6 rounds to KO me after getting an earful from Manny Stewart...

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        • Mutchie6g
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          #14
          Lennox lewis

          Originally posted by Devils Advocate
          Speaking of Judah remember Judah beat up Busta Rhymes, don't let Bust fool ya he got served dem papers judah is scrappy
          I WOULD BE LOOKING GOOD

          THEN THE BELL WOULD RING & I WOULD BE IN A WORLD OF OH **** !

          2 Choices 1) run for my life & look like a *****
          2)just attack him straight away & hope for the best


          result = BROKEN FACE !!!!!!!!!!!

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          • STEELHEAD
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            #15
            Thread: How would you do in a boxing bout versus your favourite boxer?
            devon alexander would beat the sht out of me.

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            • PittyPat
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              #16
              Katsidis would obliterate me with body shots as I cower against the ropes/corner in fear, with my guard held high. Prior to that, I'd just try and stick my southpaw jab in his face for however long he lets me.

              Who knows - maybe he'd get reckless again and allow me to Casamayor check hook his ass. :laff2:

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              • Suckmedry
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                #17
                Some people on here are funny.

                No matter how big you are, if you aren't a fighter and you step into the ring with a good pro, you will get embarassed.

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                • -Kev-
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                  #18
                  A shot Roy Jones would KO me badly in 1st round if he's really serious. He's too big, taller than me, his handspeed is still really fast, and still has power.


                  Mayweather would UD me although he can stop me in 1 round.


                  Jermain Taylor having one of the hardest jabs would probably KO me with a jab.

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                  • Irish Hitman
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                    #19
                    Well I would get KTFO by hatton even though im nearly a foot taller than him.

                    Then Paulie, hmm i could go 12 but i would lose a UD 120-108

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                    • infamous larryx
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                      #20
                      i wouldnt land one damn punch and probally end up ko'd from a shot i never even saw coming...


                      p.s why do people keep saying their bigger like that matters??

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