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Gentleman Jackson: Thine ears have been filled with the chatterings of thine countrymen that Daniel Mendoza, a fellow with the stature of a child, wishes to engageth in the most gentleman of activites with me. Thou scoff at this!
Daniel Mendoza: If thee scoffs at thine challenge, thou can only proclaim that thee doth lacketh the testicular fortitude becoming of a true gentleman. Perhaps, ye shall name you "Dame Jackson".
Gentleman Jackson: Why should thou even ponder thee as a suitable opponet? Where as thou has proven my meed before thousands of gazing eyes, thee has only "blessed" but a few vagabonds and hooligans with thy horrid ability.
Daniel Mendoza: This be typical of thou, Dame Jackson, to misprize me so thou can slither away from a true test! Come hither and face ye demons!
Gentleman Jackson: Art thou mad, doggie?
Daniel Mendoza: If thee scoffs at thine challenge, thou can only proclaim that thee doth lacketh the testicular fortitude becoming of a true gentleman. Perhaps, ye shall name you "Dame Jackson".
Gentleman Jackson: Why should thou even ponder thee as a suitable opponet? Where as thou has proven my meed before thousands of gazing eyes, thee has only "blessed" but a few vagabonds and hooligans with thy horrid ability.
Daniel Mendoza: This be typical of thou, Dame Jackson, to misprize me so thou can slither away from a true test! Come hither and face ye demons!
Gentleman Jackson: Art thou mad, doggie?
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