Tyson Fury needs to fight Tye Fields

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  • GranTorino
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    #1

    Tyson Fury needs to fight Tye Fields

    I think that'd each of these guys would be the perfect test for each other.

    I'd pick Fields to win it, but I'd like to see the fight anyways.
  • ИATAS
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    #2
    You do NOT understand the consequences of such a thing.

    If Tye Fields and Tyson Fury were ever to step foot in the same ring at the same time, the density of the universe would be severely imbalanced and it would be enough to stop the universes expansion and would in fact begin contracting, the end result would have all the matter and space-time in the universe collapse into a dimensionless singularity.

    The only hope for any possible future would be at this singular point, Tye representing all that is good and Fury all that is evil, could battle again, and IF that were to occur and IF Tye Fields were to be victorious, a massive explosion would happen creating yet another big ****; the universe could then consist of an infinite sequence of finite universes, each finite universe ending with a Big Crunch (Tyson Fury) that is also the Big **** (Tye Fields) of the next universe. Theoretically, Tye Fields vs Tyson Fury could happen an infinite amount of times with an infinite amount of different scenarios.
    Last edited by ИATAS; 07-28-2010, 12:18 AM.

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    • Gareth Ivanovic
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      #3
      Holy ****. Forget about life as we know it if this fight happens. Because my god Tye Fields will not only end Fury's life, but all of Earth if he connects with his massive left hook. Actually I would look forward to this so I can descend up in heaven and be with my lord and savior, Tye "***ing" Fields.

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      • Silencers
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        #4
        Originally posted by ИATAS206
        You do NOT understand the consequences of such a thing.

        If Tye Fields and Tyson Fury were ever to step foot in the same ring at the same time, the density of the universe would be severely imbalanced and it would be enough to stop the universes expansion and would in fact begin contracting, the end result would have all the matter and space-time in the universe collapse into a dimensionless singularity.

        The only hope for any possible future would be at this singular point, Tye representing all that is good and Fury all that is evil, could battle again, and IF that were to occur and IF Tye Fields were to be victorious, a massive explosion would happen creating yet another big ****; the universe could then consist of an infinite sequence of finite universes, each finite universe ending with a Big Crunch (Tyson Fury) that is also the Big **** (Tye Fields) of the next universe. Theoretically, Tye Fields vs Tyson Fury could happen an infinite amount of times with an infinite amount of different scenarios.
        Exactly.

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        • RubenSonny
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          #5
          Originally posted by ИATAS206
          You do NOT understand the consequences of such a thing.

          If Tye Fields and Tyson Fury were ever to step foot in the same ring at the same time, the density of the universe would be severely imbalanced and it would be enough to stop the universes expansion and would in fact begin contracting, the end result would have all the matter and space-time in the universe collapse into a dimensionless singularity.

          The only hope for any possible future would be at this singular point, Tye representing all that is good and Fury all that is evil, could battle again, and IF that were to occur and IF Tye Fields were to be victorious, a massive explosion would happen creating yet another big ****; the universe could then consist of an infinite sequence of finite universes, each finite universe ending with a Big Crunch (Tyson Fury) that is also the Big **** (Tye Fields) of the next universe. Theoretically, Tye Fields vs Tyson Fury could happen an infinite amount of times with an infinite amount of different scenarios.
          LOL that was a good 5 minutes of laughter.

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          • ИATAS
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            #6
            Originally posted by rubensonnny
            LOL that was a good 5 minutes of laughter.
            You read slow as fuuck

            Must take you an hour and a half to read a full article on this site. 15 hours to read a bernard hopkins transcript!

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            • RubenSonny
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              #7
              Originally posted by ИATAS206
              You read slow as fuuck

              Must take you an hour and a half to read a full article on this site. 15 hours to read a bernard hopkins transcript!
              No LOL I meant I laughed for 5 minutes.

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              • D-MiZe
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                #8
                Fury needs a lot of work.

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                • PittyPat
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                  #9
                  Big Sky represents heaven, Self-Uppercutter represents hell.

                  Quite simply, an event of this magnitude could only be called ARMAGEDDON. I'd pay £100 to watch it - no undercard needed.

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                  • ИATAS
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by rubensonnny
                    No LOL I meant I laughed for 5 minutes.
                    this is no laughing matter!!!

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