what do you do when you're in a middle of a 12 round bout, and have to ****?

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  • Ryannn
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    #1

    what do you do when you're in a middle of a 12 round bout, and have to ****?

    clottey's excuse got me thinking. You got to **** and some dude is punching your guts. And you're on tv. I can't imagine a worse time to have the runs.
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    Do an Andrew Lewis- Go to your locker room in the middle of the fight and take a shit
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    Do a Joshua Clottey- Hold it in until the end of the bout
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    Do it between rounds- convert the spit bucket to a shit bucket
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    Just do it- Shit on your shorts in the middle of the fight. Be a boxing legend
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  • FeFist
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    #2
    ''No mas''

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    • Spray_resistant
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      #3
      He should have just dropped the duce, he would have still lost sure but his marketability would have increased greatly going from squat to squat and a half.

      When every ppl hear about Clottey fighting they would be all like "oh yeah that dude who sharted in the Pac fight, sure I'll watch it"!

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      • -MAKAVELLI-
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        #4
        i would Kermit Cintron my ass out of the ring and into the locker room

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        • Ryannn
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          #5
          Originally posted by Spray_resistant
          He should have just dropped the duce, he would have still lost sure but his marketability would have increased greatly going from squat to squat and a half.

          When every ppl hear about Clottey fighting they would be all like "oh yeah that dude who sharted in the Pac fight, sure I'll watch it"!
          he'd be a boxing legend

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          • piano man
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            #6
            you take a **** in betwen the rounds and keep on fighting

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            • TRANSWARP
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              #7
              They could install **** holes on the stools, they already in the ****ting positions...

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              • piano man
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                #8
                Originally posted by TRANSWARP
                They could install **** holes on the stools, they already in the ****ting positions...
                **** holes on the stools

                omfg

                post of the month

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                • SpinDoctor
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                  #9
                  could be the reason why a lot of boxers get caught using diuretics.

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                  • Zarco
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                    #10
                    Clottey should have ****ted his trunks in the first round to keep Pacquiao at bay for the whole fight with the smell allowing Clottey to fight at his pace.

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