Who wins in a brawl in a bar, Boxer or MMA?

[Junito-Rulez]

in a gay bar, boxer gets taken down and takes it in the ass.

[Bennett]

if its at a gay bar mma guy wins. any other bar fight gets broken up when it hits the ground. boxer wins as long as hes not a boxer of apples and oranges.

[Story]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?

[abujafar]

If its a gay bar then the mma gay. The mma gay would have too many friends at the bar to take a loss.

[RA-Box]

I'll share a true story.

I was a at a bar with a few friends. This bar was known to be shady (a lot of fights).

Dude in front of me pushes some other dude, before I knew it 10 people fighting each other, scraping hard. NO JOKE!

These white, stocky Bouncers come it, one for one they each come in and apply a choke hold or arm lock on each guy fighting. Each guy tries to fight back against the bouncer, struggling etc.... Except for this one black, huge ****ing bouncer who comes in with a CLASSIC BOXER STANCE, both hands up by the chin (Tyson's peek-a-boo style). He approaches two bar fighters and they just give up ("hands up in the air" style give-up). He just walks them out (2 guys), while each other bouncer struggles to get their guy out.

***ing surreal. The rest of the night I spent asking the dude what he knew, etc. He told me he was amateur boxer that went to jail on some bull****.

*** he looked the part though.

I'm mentioning race here so that you can picture what I saw. It was very impressive, given how mma is a strong fad here in canada.

Boxing >> ALL

[DR.ORGYY]

Boxer...........

[DR.ORGYY]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?

DAMN THAT *****.......

[lefthook2daliva]

If the boxer gets the first lick in, it's over.

[Earl-Hickey]

Who is the boxer and who is the MMA guy?

is it Ivan Calderon vs Lesnar, or Wlad vs that mental guy who posts on here?

[Swag Hustla]

in a gay bar, boxer gets taken down and takes it in the ass.

Wow. Classic, lmao.