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The situation went a bit like this:
Haye fans: Klits are boring, Haye will save the division!
Haye: I want to fight Wlad, but he is too scared.
Wlad: Ok let's fight.
Haye: Great, oh no wait, I'm injured
Haye fans: He's telling the truth. He will still be the saviour of the heavyweight division.
Then
Haye: I still want to fight, K brothers are scared though.
Vitali: Ok, let's fight.
Haye: Great. Only joking, I'm going to fight Valuev instead. Don't worry though, it'll be a FOTY candidate.
Haye fans before the fight: Haye will destroy this guy and be very exciting.
Haye fans after the fight: Of course Haye fought that way, it's the only way to beat such a big opponent. Everyone knew this beforehand.
Then
Haye: I will destroy the K brothers very soon.
K brothers: OK, shall we arrange something?
Haye: Yeah...though obviously I have to fight John Ruiz first.
Haye fans: Fair enough. Mandatories are important, especially to such a respectable org as the WBA.
Then
Wlad: David Haye, you are a ***** and a coward. I will give you every single financial demand you ask for. You can even have a rematch clause. Just fight me.
Adam Booth: David Haye wants to spend time with his family so can't arrange anything at the moment. Although we are planning to arrange a fight with Audley Harrisson of course.
Haye fans: Yeah, even our deluded moron selves can't come up with a defence for this. Don't worry though, we're working on it!
Haye fans: Klits are boring, Haye will save the division!
Haye: I want to fight Wlad, but he is too scared.
Wlad: Ok let's fight.
Haye: Great, oh no wait, I'm injured
Haye fans: He's telling the truth. He will still be the saviour of the heavyweight division.
Then
Haye: I still want to fight, K brothers are scared though.
Vitali: Ok, let's fight.
Haye: Great. Only joking, I'm going to fight Valuev instead. Don't worry though, it'll be a FOTY candidate.
Haye fans before the fight: Haye will destroy this guy and be very exciting.
Haye fans after the fight: Of course Haye fought that way, it's the only way to beat such a big opponent. Everyone knew this beforehand.
Then
Haye: I will destroy the K brothers very soon.
K brothers: OK, shall we arrange something?
Haye: Yeah...though obviously I have to fight John Ruiz first.
Haye fans: Fair enough. Mandatories are important, especially to such a respectable org as the WBA.
Then
Wlad: David Haye, you are a ***** and a coward. I will give you every single financial demand you ask for. You can even have a rematch clause. Just fight me.
Adam Booth: David Haye wants to spend time with his family so can't arrange anything at the moment. Although we are planning to arrange a fight with Audley Harrisson of course.
Haye fans: Yeah, even our deluded moron selves can't come up with a defence for this. Don't worry though, we're working on it!
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