Despite it all, Haye is still in my personal top ten...

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  • !! Anorak
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    #1

    Despite it all, Haye is still in my personal top ten...

    ... dishes.

    The fight plan situation has taken the sheen off a bit, and if I'm being really honest then the extra weight he's put on as a heavy has taken away the chiselled look.

    These days I don't find myself fully ******* off my tummy trombone like I do over Duddy or Martinez, but I still manage to stroke my old fella up into a lather, get a nice sheen on the head. I don't climax, but I just relax with a nice stiff, you know?

    I mean, there must be something wrong with you if you don't get a touch on from this, no?:



    No ****.
  • Forza
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    #2
    wlad will retire him. im so sick of these british hype jobs.

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    • !! Anorak
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      #3
      Originally posted by Forza
      wlad will retire him. im so sick of these british hype jobs.
      Yeah, ****ing Brits, eh? Brits Brits Brits - they're all the ****ing same if you ask me.


      But you're off topic, son. Would you finger your anus while looking at Haye, yes or no?

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      • !! Anorak
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        #4

        THATS THE WAY A FAT YANK EATS

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          #5
          Originally posted by !! Anorak
          Yeah, ****ing Brits, eh? Brits Brits Brits - they're all the ****ing same if you ask me.


          But you're off topic, son. Would you finger your anus while looking at Haye, yes or no?
          Hit me some green homie.

          Wlad and Haye prety toned

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          • MOTHER DUCKER
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            #6
            Originally posted by !! Anorak
            ... dishes.

            The fight plan situation has taken the sheen off a bit, and if I'm being really honest then the extra weight he's put on as a heavy has taken away the chiselled look.

            These days I don't find myself fully ******* off my tummy trombone like I do over Duddy or Martinez, but I still manage to stroke my old fella up into a lather, get a nice sheen on the head. I don't climax, but I just relax with a nice stiff, you know?

            I mean, there must be something wrong with you if you don't get a touch on from this, no?:



            No ****.
            Damn :wank::wank::wank:

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            • !! Anorak
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              #7
              Is that the girl from Lost in your avy?

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                #8
                Originally posted by !! Anorak

                THATS THE WAY A FAT YANK EATS



                dont lie Annie...you'd eat that **** too if they put it on a David Haye plate

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Makavelli
                  dont lie Annie...you'd eat that **** too if they put it on a David Haye plate
                  He definitely would if Haye put his **** in it, he would throw away the bread and lettuce and go for the meat

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                  • MOTHER DUCKER
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by !! Anorak
                    Is that the girl from Lost in your avy?
                    Yup

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