I remember that time when I set up a wine testing company with Victor Ortiz...

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  • !! Anorak
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    #1

    I remember that time when I set up a wine testing company with Victor Ortiz...

    ... it was going really well at first, and we had plenty of customers coming in.

    But after taking three glasses in a row, Ortiz suddenly spat it out and quit on the job.

    "I'm a young man," he said, "I can't keep taking sips of wine. I'm a wine taster, but I'm not gonna taste wine."


    What a **** he was.
  • ThePunchingBag
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    #2
    This is truth.

    Ortiz is DLH without the popularity.

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    • crillz
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      #3
      just because you say Victor Ortiz's name doesn't mean this is worthy of being in NSB, you should move this to the lounge man this is completely irrelevant

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      • Earl-Hickey
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        #4
        Aye, you should have chosen a brit as yore partner, but he'd of been bias haha yank pwn lolz

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        • !! Anorak
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          #5
          Originally posted by crillz
          just because you say Victor Ortiz's name doesn't mean this is worthy of being in NSB, you should move this to the lounge man this is completely irrelevant
          Who the fuck are YOU? Twat. :wank:

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          • !! Anorak
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            #6
            Originally posted by Earl-Hickey
            Aye, you should have chosen a brit as yore partner, but he'd of been bias haha yank pwn lolz
            Mitchell would have been out after three sips.

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            • crillz
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              #7
              Originally posted by !! Anorak
              Who the fuck are YOU? Twat. :wank:
              I'm the ***** telling you to move this bull**** outta here *******, do like your boy Danny Williams and retire

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              • !! Anorak
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                #8
                Originally posted by crillz
                I'm the ***** telling you to move this bull**** outta here *******, do like your boy Danny Williams and retire
                You don't tell me ****, mate. Mind your own business and **** off.

                My threads > everyone else's in this ****hole.

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