Wladimir Klitschko needs to change his nickname/alias to:

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  • rizkybizness
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    #1

    Wladimir Klitschko needs to change his nickname/alias to:

    Wlad "The Impaler"

  • DIB42
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    I'm fond of the ridiculousness of the monikers "Dr. Steelhamer" & "Dr. Ironfist" I tried to get my wife to let me name our daughters middle name "The Hitman" or "Dr. Ironfist" instead we gave her the middle name that both our mothers have...

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    • paul750
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      #3
      He needs to use those ''hammers'' a lot more often, rather than poking screwdrivers at his opponents for 9 rounds to soften them up.

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      • rizkybizness
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        #4
        "Dr. Ironcrawl" sounds good for a baby girl

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        • Pirao
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          #5
          Personally, I think he should call himself Wladimir "Pizzaface" Klitschko.

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          • S.G.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Pirao
            Personally, I think he should call himself Wladimir "Pizzaface" Klitschko.
            Nah he dishes out the pizza faces, so it'd be Wlad 'The Pizzeria' Klitschko. But I like the Steelhammer/Ironfist nicknames too. Villainy of the Cartoon Network variety.

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            • DIB42
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              #7
              Originally posted by riz!...oh?
              "Dr. Ironcrawl" sounds good for a baby girl
              lol, i probably could have gotten away with that.


              I think the impaler would be popular in some regions, but others may find it offensive, it'd be like if he was american being called "Wlad "the unibomber" klitscho"

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              • S.G.
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                #8
                Originally posted by DIB420
                lol, i probably could have gotten away with that.


                I think the impaler would be popular in some regions, but others may find it offensive, it'd be like if he was american being called "Wlad "the unibomber" klitscho"
                To be fair I don't think the 15th century Transylvanian boxing fan demographic is really significant enough to kick up much of a fuss.

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                • Rushcutters Bay
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                  #9
                  I was thinking the exact same thing the other day. But if it means giving up Dr. Steelhammer, I don't think its worth it. Steelhammer just seems more original and it fits because he's also got his phd.

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