List of famous quotes by Mike Tyson

[PBDS]

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."


this is probably the most hilarious quote he made

.....A silver back Gorilla has like 12 times the strength of a human. It would have ripped his head clean off his shoulders and **** down his neck with very little effort. I wish the attendent had let him in there and filmed the result. That would have made for quite the Kodak/camcorded moment.

[Zab Super Judah]

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined....there u go he would fight a gorilla...PPV!

[Zab Super Judah]

.....A silver back Gorilla has like 12 times the strength of a human. It would have ripped his head clean off his shoulders and **** down his neck with very little effort. I wish the attendent had let him in there and filmed the result. That would have made for quite the Kodak/camcorded moment.

yes a gorilla is strong but what kind of beard does it have?? tyson overhand right then bam it drops..LETS SEE A GORILLA VS TYson like i said ppv!!!!!!!!

[+= El Jefe=+]

this one makes sense to me.


"Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around; you're going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He'll keep coming because he's tough. Don't get discouraged. That's when the discipline comes in."

funny thing
unless eating another man's ear is dicipline
he sure as hell showed no dicipline Vs Holyfield

[Torino]

Didn't Tyson threaten to eat Lennox Lewis's childrens testicals or somthing like that?

[+= El Jefe=+]

Didn't Tyson threaten to eat Lennox Lewis's childrens testicals or somthing like that?

to stomp over their testicles and eat them.
yet Lenox had no children.

[czars_salad]

LOL......

Anybody who mentions Jesus in a blasphamous always gets cursed.

sometimes Jesus is mentioned during sex
"oh jesus.... im cumming""

[scottydottie]

lol Mike is great....i think he is converting to Christianity now, that he wants to participate in missionaries.

[czars_salad]

lol Mike is great....i think he is converting to Christianity now, that he wants to participate in missionaries.

he wants to come back?

i thought he wants to hit jesus?
i thought he loves his new religion?
next time we know he's already a bhuddist monk

[El Jesus]

I'm Tyson's biggest fan but he's not a true ******. That man is not a ******, I'm no psychologist but I guarantee that Mike is no ****** and doesn't truly believe the Koran.

If you truely believe the quran, you end up blowing yourself up in the name of destroying infidels, or if you truely believe the bible, you end up trying to convert the masses, even if by death, to be saved by jesus. **** being a true ****** or christian, that **** is written by man, worship the way you wish, **** it.