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So my boy and I were out at a Manchester club last night and these slags from Europe came up to check us out. They are here to avoid being married off for money in their own countries.
Anyways, there is a blonde and brunette. The blonde slag is all over me eventhough I want to cop off with a fat slag as I hear they give great head. But after a while of messing with the blonde slag (who im going to report to immigration in the next couple days,) I ask her..."do you know who Manny Pacquaio is?" she says "NO" so i say "what about Floyd Mayweather" she says, "Nope" All ****s owned.
Just for giggles I ask, "Do you know who Joe Calzaghe is?" They both say "YES! He's handing out ******* in the bathrooms."
Calzaghe sells more lines of coke to immigrants which means he's more well known around Europe than Pac and Mayweather.
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Anyways, there is a blonde and brunette. The blonde slag is all over me eventhough I want to cop off with a fat slag as I hear they give great head. But after a while of messing with the blonde slag (who im going to report to immigration in the next couple days,) I ask her..."do you know who Manny Pacquaio is?" she says "NO" so i say "what about Floyd Mayweather" she says, "Nope" All ****s owned.
Just for giggles I ask, "Do you know who Joe Calzaghe is?" They both say "YES! He's handing out ******* in the bathrooms."
Calzaghe sells more lines of coke to immigrants which means he's more well known around Europe than Pac and Mayweather.
eat chicken
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