Man jailed for selling fake penises- Is this how boxers cheat tests

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  • DIB42
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    #11


    what a brilliant device..... if done right, Marquez could have the strength of 10 men

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    • Jim Tom
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      #12
      Originally posted by DIB420
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whizzinator

      what a brilliant device..... if done right, Marquez could have the strength of 10 men
      The Original Whizzinator is a product intended to fraudulently defeat drug tests. The Whizzinator comes as a kit complete with dried urine and syringe, heater packs (to keep the urine at body temperature), a false penis (available in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black) and instruction manual. The company also offered a female version of the Whizzinator, called "Number One." Though there is no information on exactly how this product differs from the 'disposable unisex' product also on the market. It was manufactured by Puck Technology of Signal Hill, California; a suburb of Los Angeles.

      The device received media coverage in May 2005 in the United States after Onterrio Smith, a former Minnesota Vikings running back, was caught with one at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, which resulted in his suspension. Actor Tom Sizemore has also brought the Whizzinator into the public eye after having been caught with one attempting to evade drug tests. Famous bodybuilder George Spellwin's glittering career was further called into question when bank statements relating to the Whizzinator came into the public domain.

      In 2006, a Pittsburgh-area woman and her friend were charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief after they asked a convenience store clerk to microwave one of the devices so the woman could pass a drug test. The clerk, thinking it was a real penis, called police. The couple were required to reimburse the chain for the cost of a new microwave; OSHA regulations do not allow microwaves to be used once bodily fluids have been in them.

      The United States Congress held hearings on the Whizzinator on May 17, 2005.

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      • GoogleMe
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        #13
        Originally posted by davidoff
        This is proof if you ever needed it that Manny uses a fake penis to cheat his tests.
        Just lol, simply lol.

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        • GoogleMe
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          #14
          I think this is how Shane's been going round the last 15 years, with a fake penis.

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          • Ravishing
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            #15
            LOL totally hilarious...

            Even more hilarious is that people now will tie this to Manny Pacquiao somehow lol.

            You gotta love the comedy on here.

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            • IIG
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              #16
              Anybody that smokes as much weed as I do probably has known about The Whizzinator for years. They have different skin colors and the whole nine. I salute the creator, though I never dropped the $200-300 to get one.

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