I thought it was just bull**** but they're being pictured together regularly now, aren't they? (Remember when Heroes was actually worth watching? What was her superpower anyway - the power to make gay boxers appear straight in the press?)

I can just picture their sex life together....

"Tonight I jab your vag lips with my ****. Jab... jab... jab... jab... jab. I not want to actually put it in your vag, just in case I get countered. Your vag might have Corrie Sanders in it. So I just jab the lips, poke your vag lips with my Steelhammer. Jab... jab... jab... jab... jab... jab..."

"come on, Wlad, FFS - stick your **** in and fuck the shit out of her hard! This is another Imbragimov!"

I can just picture their sex life together....

"Tonight I jab your vag lips with my ****. Jab... jab... jab... jab... jab. I not want to actually put it in your vag, just in case I get countered. Your vag might have Corrie Sanders in it. So I just jab the lips, poke your vag lips with my Steelhammer. Jab... jab... jab... jab... jab... jab..."

"come on, Wlad, FFS - stick your **** in and fuck the shit out of her hard! This is another Imbragimov!"
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