The gayest ring walk in history?

[Guest]

Just before Hopkins gained revenge over Roy Jones (wow, that's impressive, Bernard, it wasn't like Roy's been shot to **** for years, has it? Oh, wait...) he came in dressed like a gimp, accompanied by a personalised rendition of My Way.

All it needed was for Bore Hard to be covered in golden glitter getting ****** off by Elton John and we'd have been good to go: