Why didn’t Dirrell have tears when he was crying?

[Boss Don]

Maybed because they kept pouring water on his head and his cutman kept wiping his face with a towel

[KLUGMAN]

The discerning observer may note also the absence of the tell-tale respiratory syncopation commonly known as SOBBING LIKE A CHILD. However, said folk could make up for this by LOOKING IN THE MIRROR, wherein they would no doubt detect the child-like features they long for.

[Swag Hustla]

Just reading the title to this thread made me laugh. With all the big HBO fights in April, Mayweather vs. Mosley in May, Pacquaio's blood tests issues, and all the other news in boxing and this guy is worried about Dirrell's lack of tears, lol.

[mandirigma]

Dirrell got a rare eye disease called fakingdititis