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Here is his other "articles"Originally posted by LarryX2011 View Post
ANDRE BERTO HAITIAN VOODOO SCANDAL
By Zeferino Jackson
Much has been said about Manny Pacquiao’s meteoric rise to stardom and unique successes in dominating champions in multiple weight classes. The awe generated by his victories was such that fellow boxer and hopefully future opponent Floyd Mayweather accused him of being an abuser of illegal performance enhancing drugs.
It should be noted that Pacquiao has never been found guilty of using banned substances. However, Mayweather’s insistence for additional blood and urine testing has shed light on the fact that some performance enhancers are virtually undetectable. Such is the case with the Mexican performance enhancers that some insiders speculate that Israel Vazquez and Michael Vick may be abusing. This lack of detectability may be something that the 26-year-old WBC welterweight champion, Andre Berto, is all too familiar with.
Berto, a Haitian American, was recently featured on an HBO special in which video of his recent trip to Haiti and his humanitarian efforts were displayed for all to see. However, Haitian locals have a different take on Berto’s recent visit, his real purpose and his use of performance enhancers not easily obtainable in the United States.
During my recent trip to Haiti, I was able to speak to the highly regarded voodoo priestess and humaniitarian, Marie Demonier, before departing to the Dominican Republic to cover the abuses suffered by the baseball players of that impoverished country.
Demonier had this to say regarding Berto:
“A lot of the people come here to help for the much problem we had because of the earthquake. Some of the people come because of the good heart but some for other reason. Berto is a good fighter but he has not given the thanks to Haiti for his power. Some say the Berto come back to Haiti to retrieve the sacred juju buried for him many years ago. Here in Haiti, everybody know that the juju give Berto the strength and without it he lose his championship. When the earthquake come, the ground open up and people start to fear for Berto’s juju including him. The spirits told me that the earthquake destroyed the juju. He will soon lose now. I heard that he went to a witchdoctor for replace the juju but juju cannot be replace.”
According to sources, Berto did not react calmly to the news regarding his “juju” and took to partying with fellow humanitarians in order to calm his frustration.
One partier, Jean Esteban Dure also known as “Massisi” had this to say about Berto:
“Yes, Berto and his brother help out the people and pick the dead body but we think right now around eight girls may be pregnant. Luckily the man can’t be pregnant or I might have baby too. A lot of these people come and pick the body by day and have long party with American beers and sex party all the night. They hire me to dance on the pole because people like my rhythm and sexy motion. I hear the Berto lost him juju and he will lose soon.”
According to this information, it is very possible that Berto has been benefiting from performance enhancing voodoo and therefore cheating his way to the top. Hopefully Floyd Mayweather Jr and the appropriate boxing commissions will look into this in an effort to level the playing field for all combatants and clean up the sport.Comment
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Michael Vick and Israel Vazquez Using Animal Based Performance Enhancers
By Zeferino Jackson
On July 17, 2007, Michael Vick, then star quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, was indicted by the federal government and subsequently convicted for his connection with a dog fighting operation that was headquartered on property he owned in Surry County, ******ia.
Similar to golf in the suburbs, dog fighting is a common past time for urban ****** youths and it can be argued that Vick was a victim of his environment. Though millions of dollars away from the ****** at the time of his arrest, Vick had apparently been able to remove his self geographically from the ****** but not mentally.
A raid by the ******ia Animal Taskforce revealed remnants of the dog fighting operation of which Vick apparently was a part in. Several dogs were found on the property both dead and alive but all showed signs of mental and physical abuse. The bodies of the deceased dogs showed signs of torture and painful deaths via electrocution, drowning, forced constipation, and possibly even ****.
In light of the recent April 2010 news reports regarding the bestiality farm discovered by federal agents in Washington State, questions have risen about what truly happened on Michael Vick’s property. During this raid, a 51-year-old British tourist was arrested for having sex with three of the dogs on the premises. The Brit, allegedly a staunch ********** and avid MMA practitioner, was actually viewed on video retrieved from the raid. The video captured him making love to these poor animals.
Dozens of an assorted variety of animals consisting of horses, dogs, goats, and mice were seized during the raid. Thousands of images of bestiality and possible child ****ography were also discovered. In all of this mess, the true victims were ironically the mice retrieved from the siege.
Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo had this to say: “ This stuff is just truly bizarre," he said. "These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them."
Per the reports, the mice were euthanized in order to end their life of misery and the trauma received from their involuntary participation in sexual acts.
According to renowned animal psychiatric specialist, Dr. Hans Luger, involuntary participation and torture cannot be easily determined: “In the recent dog abuse and bestiality cases with Mr. Vick and the farm that was found in Washington State, it will be hard to prove that the animals were treated cruelly if in fact the sex acts were consensual. This is especially true in regards to the stallions as horses are naturally very sexual creatures. However, it is much easier to prove animal cruelty or **** when rodents are involved hence the euthanization of the mice.”
Interestingly, a recent picture of former junior featherweight boxing champ, Israel Vazquez, shows Vazquez in an awkward position with a model horse which sources say is located on a similar bestiality farm located Sinaloa, Mexico.
A former sparring partner, Ricardo Piedradeano, says this is nothing new: “In Mexico we are descended from the Aztec warriors. We don’t have to believe what the Americans believe. Our way is similar to the way of the Native Americans in America. We believe that we are one with the land and the secret to power is in nature. It was tradition for great Aztec warriors to get the power of the animals by eating them or by making the love with them. If you want to be fast and strong, you must dominate the horse. Punching power is the most difficult as you must dominate the gorilla. This is not about a sex perversion like you see in the United States, this is about culture, religion and Mexican way of life.”
In this day and age when athletes of all disciplines try to gain an unfair competitive edge over their counterparts, the concept of performance enhancers must not be limited to drugs. If Mexican fighters are benefiting from acts that would be illegal if committed in the United States, should they be penalized? In absence of the detection of a venereal disease, how could the athletic commissions detect these types of illegal performance enhancing activities?
Ironically, Michael Vick has also been known to call himself Ron Mexico. He adopted this name after contracting genital herpes. Questions have risen as to whether he contracted the herpes from a human being or from one of the dogs on his now defunct so called dog-fighting operation. Why would Vick name himself “Mexico” unless he shared a particular Mexican philosophy? Why would a particular female dog’s teeth have been filed down had she in fact been used for fighting and not something else?
Like a pit-bull, terrier, Vick is known for his small size yet incredible speed, agility, and strength. Vick was once accused of steroid use but his performance enhancer of choice may never be detected.Comment
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Good reporting this guy is not afraid to tell it like it is.Originally posted by ИATAS206 View PostComment
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OSCAR THE RAPIST AND DEADBEAT DAD
This report may come as something new to some fans but hardcore fans are aware of previous allegations against Oscar de la Hoya throughout the years. Oscar de la Hoya was actually accused of **** several times during his career and even opted to pay an alleged victim a settlement out of court instead of attempting to clear his name.
One of the more shocking allegations was his possible **** of a 15-year-old girl in Mexico back in 1996. Other stars like Michael Jackson were declared guilty in the court of public opinion when they settled their **** cases with money instead of going before a jury.
Luckily for Oscar de la Hoya, his public image was guided almost perfectly by Bob Arum and the public was usually unaware of his shady activities. Ironically, after De La Hoya separated from Arum, he went on to make derogatory statements regarding Arum’s ***ish background.
It has also been reported that the famed boxer has fathered many illegitimate children all over the nation without paying them a cent. However, in all fairness it has been reported that De La Hoya has been financially supporting the daughter he had with Shanna Moakler after having been hit with a $62.5 million dollar paternity suit.
OSCAR THE RACIST BULLY
As a high school student at Garfield High School in Los Angeles, California, Oscar de la Hoya was known for both his soft side and his vicious side. According to former classmates, De La Hoya once ran into a burning crack house in order to rescue his pet rat, Gonzalo.
A former high school girlfriend stated her name only as Maria and said the following:
“When his rat, Gonzalito, was still alive, Oscar was real affectionate. When it died because he couldn’t save it, things changed. It was crazy, he cried for like two weeks and started telling me that he was fighting for the rat. He started to hate the blacks because the crack house where the rat died was full of black crackheads. He buried Gonzalo in my backyard and swore to me that he would never lose to the blacks.”
According to some East LA locals, Oscar De La Hoya’s “Golden Boy” moniker has a double meaning unknown to the majority of the public. Some East Los Angeles residents have come forward and shared their knowledge regarding the sordid past of Oscar de la Hoya and his well-known nickname:
Julio An Contreras, East Los Angeles:
“I seen him a couple of times back in high school. He was one mean ese homes. He was always bragging about how he was this boxer and he could kick anyone’s ass in the school. He would always pick on the white kids. If he liked your girl, he would kick your ass in front of her. After he would beat up a kid, he would start pissing all over him. His piss was always really bright yellow and stunk because he took vitamins. Most of us here are Mexican and our parents did not have money for vitamins. Oscar would always brag and **** that he was better than other Mexicans because he took vitamins. After he beat up a few freshmen and peed on them, people started calling him “golden boy,” you know, like golden shower. I was glad when he left the school. He definitely wasn’t the nice guy he is now; he was mean to the core and didn’t give a ****. Now he gives out turkeys and stuff on Thanksgiving but before he was different.”
Hector Montes de Vergasana, East Los Angeles:
“I never went to Garfield High but I am from East L.A and I have heard the stuff about Oscar beating kids up. Most people don’t know it but that ese was known as Golden Boy before he was even popular. He was a real gangster and would beat you up if he liked your girl. I heard he once beat up this skinny black guy from Crenshaw, called him a n***er and then started pissing all over him like R Kelly. I don’t know if his piss was bright yellow because I wasn’t there.”
OSCAR THE CROSSDRESSING CHEATER
Recently, golf star Tiger Woods was hammered in the media for cheating on his wife multiple times with multiple women. However, there are other celebrated athletes that have done far worse but were lucky enough to escape a lengthy media condemnation. Oscar de la Hoya is definitely one of the lucky few.
In De La Hoya we have an adored superstar that has fathered multiple children with multiple women and has proven to be unfaithful to each and every one of them. De La Hoya was even caught photographed wearing women’s lingerie and looking inebriated while frolicking around with a stripper.
Although De La Hoya chalked up the existence of these photos to being mere creations of “Photoshop,” boxing fans really don’t believe him but in reality don’t care either way. According to sources, there were even more graphic pictures that did not come to light. Some allegedly showing De La Hoya bent over while being worked over by the stripper as she wears a strap-on *****. Luckily for De La Hoya, his legal team was able to pay off the stripper and halt the further spread of the pictures. If Tiger Woods had been caught in this manner, he would have had to fake his own death in order to live in peace.
THE NEW DON KING
In spite of De La Hoya’s alleged attempts to clean up boxing via his promotional company, he has demonstrated many of the abusive and underhanded tactics previously known to more vilified promoters.
Most recently, De La Hoya was largely responsible for the smearing of Manny Pacquiao as he helped Floyd Mayweather’s team spread the unfounded claims that Pacquiao was using illegal performance enhancing drugs. De La Hoya even went on to allude that he felt extra steroid enhanced strength in Pacquiao’s power although he had previously stated that Pacquiao did not hit very hard.
Instead of using his promotional vehicle to better the sport, De La Hoya used his influence to cast yet another dark cloud over the sport just because he lost in humiliating fashion to his opponent and saw the opportunity to damage his reputation. This was also subsequent to De La Hoya previously trying to steal Pacquiao from rival promoter Bob Arum by reportedly giving him a bag full of cash, a well documented old Don King tactic.
SHOULD OSCAR'S FLAWED CHARACTER BE IMPORTANT?
Ironically, if De La Hoya’s flaws would have been exposed all throughout his career, he might have been an even bigger star a la Mike Tyson. Hopefully, times will change and sports figures will cease to be role models deified by fans and public relations specialists.
Sports figures have been misclassified as role models when in reality they are not. What they do in their bedrooms should have no influence on their earning power.
Why should Tiger Woods be vilified for sleeping with several women just because he plays golf and gets endorsements? If anything, Woods is behaving like a normal man would in a similar situation. Why should he get on television teary eyed and apologize to the public? Is the general public that pious and holy that Woods has sinned in such an extraordinary manner so foreign to the average person?Comment
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BOXING'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL TRAINING TACTIC: THE GREASE DOWN
The full nude body grease down is an old school warm up technique that was generally discarded in the late 60´s. Though taboo because of ****phobia, the grease down technique seems to be making a comeback and is taking the international boxing scene by storm.
FIGHTING ****** WERE ABUSED
Most fight fans are familiar with most traditional tools of boxing training like the heavy bag, the speed bag, the jump rope, etc. However, there is one technique that was left out of the Rocky movies and only the most hardcore boxing fans or practitioners are aware of it. Several of today’s elite boxing trainers still practice the pre-fight grease down or what was simply known as “Getting slick” or “Getting Greasy”. Many fighters have attested to the calming effect of the grease down.
The origins of the full body nude grease down go back to the very beginnings of humans fighting for sport in the United States. It is well documented that white slave owners would train their ****** to fight and then have them compete in small town tournaments. In most cases, the fights were to the death. The ****** would often endure inhuman two-hour battles and were never correctly paid for their sacrifices.
The fighting slave was not given gloves, a mouthpiece, jockstrap, groin protector, or any of the other perks that modern day boxers are used to. There was no standing eight count and even the surviving victor of a fight would in many cases come out maimed. This has been depicted in modern day cinema in movies like the 1975 film, “Mandingo”.
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND THE GREASE DOWN
The full body nude grease down was actually introduced to boxing by a Catholic priest named Father Francisco Hidalgo. For a time, he was stationed in New Orleans in the late 1700’s. Hidalgo saw the incredible amount of slave fighting tournaments held there and the relentless betting activities of the slave owners.
Hidalgo saw the opportunity to make some money and began to promote himself as being able to bless ****** and give them luck while in battle. Slave owners were very superstitious back then and began to take their ****** to the priest by the herd.
Hidalgo would receive the ****** at the St. Louis Cathedral. It was preferred that the slave not be bathed for a week when arriving for the rub down. The slave was accompanied by his master and would be made to remove any clothing and lay down on an altar. Hidalgo would then rub salt, vinegar, and holy water all over the nude body of the slave. Hidalgo stressed that it was important to reach all crevices and even massage the genitalia, as the fighting ****** would commonly bite each other in the groin.
A special combination of salt, vinegar, holy water, and turpentine were used exclusively for the massage of the genitalia in order to toughen the skin there.
Hidalgo coined his new blessing technique “Manos En Culis”. According to Hidalgo, this procedure created a spiritual bond between the fighter, the master, and the priest. Hidalgo made a fortune from his services and passed the grease down technique to other local priests and several slave masters.
This business became very lucrative for catholic priests in New Orleans and other states and many times they were paid in both money and sexual favors. When some slave masters did not have money to pay for the “blessing”, they would offer the priest an effeminate male slave for a weekend of pleasure.
Eventually, some slave owners began to avoid the cost of hiring a priest and started greasing down their ****** by themselves. Initially, it was simple for a master to go to a local Catholic church and buy some holy water from a priest. Eventually the price of holy water rose as the Catholic priests realized that they were being cut out of the equation since the slave owners were rubbing down the fighters themselves.
MODERN DAY GREASE DOWN ACTIVITIES
Nowadays, the full body nude grease down has changed and no longer occurs exclusively in the Catholic Church or by Catholic officials. The pre-fight grease down is simply a time for the trainer and the boxer to cement their bond and for the fighter to achieve total mental awareness and concentration. The boxer is totally nude accept for socks, boxing gloves, and something to cover the head. Some boxers use executioner masks. The trainer usually makes sure the door is closed and not even the boxer’s wife is allowed to be in the dressing room. The trainer then takes a mix of petroleum jelly and vinegar and begins to rub it all over the nude body of the boxer with his bare hands. The entire body is massaged and greased down except the boxer’s genitalia. However, the areas surrounding the genitalia are massaged and it is common for the trainer to accidentally slip and touch something by accident since he is greasy. During this process, the trainer goes over fight strategy and reminds the fighter of the terrific condition that he is in as each muscle is being massaged. After the massage, the fighter puts on his underwear, protective cup, shorts, and any other attire. The fighter than finishes warming up and is ready to fight.
TRAINERS AND FIGHTERS COMMENT
For this piece, I visited a few boxing gyms and spoke to a few trainers.
Trainer, Carlton Jenkins, of Philadelphia states, “All the great old time fighters use to get greasy before a fight. I used to get greasy when I was a fighter. I got greasy in the dressing room with my trainer before I won the Philadelphia Golden Gloves in 1965. I still grease down my fighters. I tell them all. If they want to train with me, they have to be willing to be old school. Back then, there wasn’t all this ****phobia or whatever they call it. It wasn’t nothing for a man to massage the surrounding area of another man’s balls if it was for boxing purposes. The fighter knew that his trainer would do anything for him and it was vice versa.”
Trainer, Sammy Garcia, of New Jersey states, “I know about the naked slick down. We used to do that back in the day all the time. It originated in the prison boxing system. Sometimes the boxers even used to do it to the trainers. I think people stopped doing it because of the taboo and yes there was even some times when boxers would get a hard on and it would make things uncomfortable. I don’t know if it is true, but I heard that ex champ Demarcus Corley once fired a trainer for refusing to touch his genitalia during the rub down. That shows you how good the technique is. I don’t do it anymore, but if you are a trainer, you can’t be shy about it or else the fighter won’t respect you, especially if he is from the streets. Also, you should ask the fighter to take a shower first because even the ass crack must be greased. I think trainers should get paid extra money to do this but some trainers will do it for free.”
Lou Mota, amateur boxing sensation: “At first I was hesitant about my trainer putting his hands all over my naked body but I saw the results and stuck with it. I never get aroused during the grease down and I usually get knockouts. I recommend all fighters to have their trainers rub them down before a fight.”
RELIGION STILL A FACTOR
The former heavyweight champion, George Foreman, retired from boxing for ten years before returning to the ring and knocking out Michael Moorer for the heavyweight championship at the historic age of 45. During Foreman’s ten-year vacation from the ring, he became a minister and often preached in his own church. Sources close to George Foreman have indicated that after he returned to the ring, he insisted on having holy water used on him during his full nude body grease down just like in the old days.
CONCLUSION
Some have said that trainers like Buddy McGirt and Teddy Atlas practice the nude grease down but they have still not returned calls regarding this. One thing is for sure; the nude grease down is not practiced as often as it once was but this seems to be changing. Is it true that Oscar de la Hoya changed trainers so much because they kept refusing to perform the nude grease down on him? Floyd Mayweather Sr is purported to be the king of old school methods. Is this why Oscar de la Hoya has looked better than usual with Floyd Mayweather Sr and previously stated that he would never train with anyone else? Many noticed the extremely calm and almost trancelike way Lennox Lewis would enter the ring after hooking up with old school trainer, Emmanuel Steward. Just a coincidence? Can a Parkinson’s disease afflicted trainer really perform the full body nude grease down technique effectively with his hands shaking like they do.
Could the lack of trainers willing to perform the grease down be the reason for the decline in quality and boxing fundamentals rampant in the sport today?Comment
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