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Haye in the boxing world is what the **** tease is to the dating world.
What Haye did to me in promising that Wlad fight that I really wanted is like when you meet a really hot chick at a bus stop, library, laundry mat or where ever humans meet for human dating .
You later get to chatting with this young lass and you know the poon is going to be great and you can just feel it.
She actually accepts your advances, makes some of her own too and you make a date to meet her at a bar later in the week where she gives you subtle but clear hints that YES you are going to pipe.
You are with her at the bar pretending to laugh at her jokes and be interested in what she say but are just waiting for 2 AM so you can be at yours or her place by 2:30 and happily fast asleep after the long awaited deed is done at 2:38......but at 1:35 she gets a "phone call" in the bathroom and has to leave, leaving you frustrated and stuck with some bar skank who has Hepatitis.
Then for a few months she calls you now and again and talks about all of the things she wanted to do to you that night and is going to but always has some reason why she is busy and can't meet up with you for the shagging.
This is what Haye has done to me, he forced me to get my boxing nut off with Chagaev and I now feel dirty and lied to all while he keeps promising things he seems to have no intent of delivering.
What Haye did to me in promising that Wlad fight that I really wanted is like when you meet a really hot chick at a bus stop, library, laundry mat or where ever humans meet for human dating .
You later get to chatting with this young lass and you know the poon is going to be great and you can just feel it.
She actually accepts your advances, makes some of her own too and you make a date to meet her at a bar later in the week where she gives you subtle but clear hints that YES you are going to pipe.
You are with her at the bar pretending to laugh at her jokes and be interested in what she say but are just waiting for 2 AM so you can be at yours or her place by 2:30 and happily fast asleep after the long awaited deed is done at 2:38......but at 1:35 she gets a "phone call" in the bathroom and has to leave, leaving you frustrated and stuck with some bar skank who has Hepatitis.
Then for a few months she calls you now and again and talks about all of the things she wanted to do to you that night and is going to but always has some reason why she is busy and can't meet up with you for the shagging.
This is what Haye has done to me, he forced me to get my boxing nut off with Chagaev and I now feel dirty and lied to all while he keeps promising things he seems to have no intent of delivering.
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