The Life of Kelly Pavlik

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  • Spray_resistant
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    The Life of Kelly Pavlik

    Kelly being interviewed about the Hopkins fight: I am a better fighter than Hopkins he lost to Jermain Taylor TWICE and I knocked Taylor out once and got a decision over him in another fight.

    Kelly on his Martinez fight: See because of the Hopkins fight ppl say I can't deal with movement and counter punchers but I knocked Jermain Taylor out and won the MW title.

    Kelly at the bank trying to make a transfer from his savings to checking: Teller: Mr. Pavlik it appears you don't have enough funds in your account for the transaction.
    Kelly: What! what do you mean check it again!!! I am sure that I do because I made alot of money in the fight where I knocked out Jermain Taylor and won the MW title.

    Kelly at a bar trying to pick up a woman: Kelly: You see this title around my waist ho? I won it in 2007 when I knocked Jermian Taylor out.

    Kelly at the birth of his child: This is the 2nd greatest day of my life!

    The epitaph on Kelly's tombstone: :"He knocked out Jermain Taylor once and won a decision over him in a rematch".

    Do you see? DO YOU SEE!!!!
    Last edited by Spray_resistant; 03-21-2010, 03:26 PM.
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    #2
    I thought Taylor won the rematch.

    **** Pavlikkk.

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    • Boxing Scene
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      #3
      Kelly Staphlik ruined his own career by fighting the worst of the worst. Rubio and Lockett???

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      • Ray*
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        LMAOOOOOOOOOO I cant give out anymore green for today but you truly deserve one for the thread.. Pavlik has been a disappointed since he beat Taylor but i partly blame Arum.

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          Originally posted by Ray*
          LMAOOOOOOOOOO I cant give out anymore green for today but you truly deserve one for the thread.. Pavlik has been a disappointed since he beat Taylor but i partly blame Arum.
          Its all the guy talks about in interviews, to explain why he is awesome....it was nearly 3 years ago and he hasn't done anything noteworthy since.

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          • boxing2106
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            Originally posted by Ray*
            LMAOOOOOOOOOO I cant give out anymore green for today but you truly deserve one for the thread.. Pavlik has been a disappointed since he beat Taylor but i partly blame Arum.
            we all kno how arum is. hes a greedy guy that protects his fighters.

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              Dude, you forgot to mention his KO of Taylor... ****ing moron...

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                  Kelly at the doctors office: Kelly: Doc I was on the toilet I pushed too hard and pulled a hemi, now thinking back the trouble all started when I ****ing knocked out Jermian Taylor!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spray_resistant
                    Kelly at the doctors office: Kelly: Doc I was on the toilet I pushed too hard and pulled a hemi, now thinking back the trouble all started when I ****ing knocked out Jermian Taylor!
                    Kelly after sex: This reminds me of that time I knocked Jermain Taylor out...

                    Kelly Pavliks new talk show, 2016: Today, we'll be looking at recent sporting events, such as the de-throning of middleweight king Jermain Taylor, by none other than myself, via BROOOTAL KNOCKOUT!

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