My cat took a blood test 4 days ago and . . .

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  • Mark Corrigan
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    My cat took a blood test 4 days ago and . . .

    Hi guys, I've been browsing the site for 7 years, and only now did I decide to join up. That's right, in all that time I had no interest in discussing any of the great fights that took place, but after someone close to me had a blood test I just could not resist signing up. I'm not the alt of an already existing member just trying to make a certain boxer look good by making up a ****** story, that's for sure

    Anyway, since having the blood test my cat has been acting strangely. For example it mostly lays around all day, or cries near its bowl because it's hungry. I tried asking it if the blood test had made it feel bad or unable to run around and catch mice, but it just looked at me as if it didn't speak English.

    Just as a final test, I tried having a boxing match against my cat. It didn't even put it's gloves up to protect itself and I easily beat it up.

    Anyway, I think we can all agree that Pac was right not to take the blood test if this is what they can do to you.
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    #2
    I got diarrhea.

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    • dj Ramos
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      #3
      my rabbit took a blood test 4 days ago and it beat me up...i know it was roiding

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      • baracuda
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        #4
        are you sure it was the blood test and not you ****ing your cat?........

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        • uragon ako
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          #5
          hahahahaha

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          • Mark Corrigan
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            #6
            Originally posted by baracuda
            are you sure it was the blood test and not you ****ing your cat?........
            Yes; I've been fucking the cat for 2 years now and only recently did it start acting this way.

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            • ummeed
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              #7
              Originally posted by Mark Corrigan
              Yes; I've been fucking the cat for 2 years now and only recently did it start acting this way.
              do you or your cat have any history of any STDs? does you cat have any other sexual intercourse outside of you? stray cats? alley cats? dogs?

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              • baracuda
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                #8
                Originally posted by Mark Corrigan
                Yes; I've been fucking the cat for 2 years now and only recently did it start acting this way.
                congatulations, i think youre about to be a daddy!..........

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                • peyk-peyk
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mark Corrigan
                  Yes; I've been fucking the cat for 2 years now and only recently did it start acting this way.
                  Does your cat lick your ***** too or he just fuck you cat style?

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                  • Championart
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                    #10
                    lol you guys are clowns on here.

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