~~Boxing Pictures: Caption Thread~~

[Libido Sanchez]

Pac: "Just a minute, Freddie. I'm almost finished with the script for my next movie."
Ariza: "Don't strain too hard, you'll get hemorrhoids."

[Rastamouse]

Cheeky, stop taking photos of my ****...

[Rastamouse]

Even with drugs he's rubbish, I'm starting to think he's not mine...

[Libido Sanchez]

Ariza: (I wonder if Pac will notice I accidentally put Viagra in his shake this morning.)
Pac: "Alex, massage a little lower. Lower... Lower..."

[Rastamouse]

C'mon Naz we can make it a catchweight...

[Libido Sanchez]

Arreola: (I wonder if he can tell I'm sucking my gut in.)

V. Klit: (He is so sucking his gut in.)

[Rastamouse]

Aw man, ya mean I get an award for **** talker of tha year?!

[Libido Sanchez]

Arreola: I hear Little Puppet's name is on a piece of paper, ese.
V. Klit: I want you to cosign it.
Arreola: I'm taking it off, ese.
V. Klit: That punk got you kicked back in the hole, set us all back. Now he's running around talking loud **** about how he wants out of La Eme. His number's up, homes.
Arreola: I said I'm taking it off, ese.
V. Klit: What's gonna happen is gonna happen. Don't try to stop it. You understand me? I'm asking you, carnal.
Arreola: Is that where it's gotten to, ese?
V. Klit: Brothers are talking about you.
Arreola: What are they saying, ese?
V. Klit: They're saying that you're not showing them anything.
Arreola: You know, a long time ago, two best homeboys, two kids, were thrown into juvie. They were scared, and they thought they had to do something to prove themselves. And they did what they had to do. They thought they were doing it to gain respect for their people, to show the world that no one could take their class from them. No one had to take it from us, ese. Whatever we had... we gave it away. Take care of yourself, carnal.

[Rastamouse]

For a paper title this is damn heavy...

[Libido Sanchez]

BigPoppaPump rubs one out at home.

(P.S. Please don't ban me.)