David Haye should defend against Audley if he beats Ruiz...

[Sparked_1985]

I love that he took time out to be a professional poker player.

What a renaissance man!

He earned $3000 dollars.

Rumour had it he spent that $3,000 on a suit to wear to his next poker tournament. Where he lost his house, his Wife, and had his sensational win against American wrecking-ball Robert Wiggins scrubbed of his official professional record.

[COVID-19]

It would be the crowning glory of one of the great boxing careers:

His ruthless dispatch of the Duth Sonny Liston Richel Hersisia

His brave points defeat against Danny Williams

His FOTY against American Superstar Dominic Guinn

His return from the abyss (the abyss being Las Vegas and his brief stint as a poor professional poker player) dismantling a prime Danny Williams in a bout of devastating revenge.

His spectacular fall from grace after getting KO'd by the 'punch heard around the world' from Michael Sprott.

ALL THIS.............Culminating in the sports story that warmed the hearts of everybody living on this dying rock we call earth: The Prizefighter victory.

He took out Scott Belshaw: 8'5 and with a punch that would sink a battleship

He took out Danny Hughes: Easily dismissed by cruel critics as a fat Doorman, but in reality the closest thing boxing has to a present day Mike Tyson

The crowning glory: He defeated Coleman Barrett. Discredited as a chubby no-name Cruiserweight but whose pure unadulterated talent has him heading many P4P lists in his native Galway. A showcase of sensational handspeed and Pernall Whitaker like movement had Audley in trouble. But then it came: the leveller. Audley putting all off his 240 pounds into one straight-left that stopped the 4'9 Barrett in his tracks and felled him like a tiny oak tree.


Audley: An Inspiration.

Hahahahaha.............Yeah what an inspiration..........

[Sparked_1985]

I'd just be interested to see if Audley took centre ring against David Haye from the opening bell.

Maybe I was wrong about the tentative jab, I think he starts with an attempted clinch and get caught coming in.

[Earl-Hickey]

Haye would never dare take this fight!

[Guest]

I'd just be interested to see if Audley took centre ring against David Haye from the opening bell.

Maybe I was wrong about the tentative jab, I think he starts with an attempted clinch and get caught coming in.

I like Audley because he shows fear like any normal human would do when faced with someone trying to take their head off.

That makes Audley one of us, and not an unthinking, unfeeling punching machine.


That's where he probably failed as a poker player. He had a bad hand and showed fear.

Who knows, maybe even when he had a good hand he showed fear too so it confused the other players and netted him that 3k.

[Sparked_1985]

Haye would never dare take this fight!

Not until Haye proves himself first by beating Scott Belshaw.

[Sparked_1985]

I like Audley because he shows fear like any normal human would do when faced with someone trying to take their head off.

That makes Audley one of us, and not an unthinking, unfeeling punching machine.


That's where he probably failed as a poker player. He had a bad hand and showed fear.

Who knows, maybe even when he had a good hand he showed fear too so it confused the other players and netted him that 3k.

Audley has the worst poker face in the sport. The sport of both boxing and actual poker.

In the Danny Williams first fight I wanted an airbag to spring out from Audley's shorts and save him from the inevitable car-crash. He held the expression of a man whose safety harness didn't lock on a loop-the-loop rollercoaster.

[TBear]

??? Wouldn't Audley need to be ranked or at least win a meaningful fight?

[Weebler I]

??? Wouldn't Audley need to be ranked or at least win a meaningful fight?

nah, was Manfredo ranked when he fought Calzaghe?

[Guest]

nah, was Manfredo ranked when he fought Calzaghe?

That was an early stoppage. Way premature.



Sure Cal would've won, but he wasn't hurting Manfredo.