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Don't mess with Mr. Peters: Pacquiao bodyguard throws out Pinoy boxing writer
Don't mess with Mr. Peters: Pacquiao bodyguard throws out Pinoy boxing writer
February 20, 4:12 PMFilipino Sports Examiner
by Dennis "dSource" Guillermo
Pacquiao bodyguard Rob Peters manhandling Oliver Suarez (Spoof)
Call him the ogre that guards the Wild Card Gym's gateway because truth be told, Manny Pacquiao's chief bodyguard Rob Peters ain't playing no games.
If you want to visit the Wild Card Gym to catch the Pac Man in the flesh training for his fight against Joshua Clottey, make sure you got a 'golden ticket' or else you will have to strafe and bunny hop around Mr. Peters' watchful eye. Chances are, it won't work.
Just ask my colleague and prolific boxing writer Oliver Suarez whom me and my photographer Brian Bantegui call "Mr. Lucky Charm" aka "Where is the 'suka' Suarex?" for his unparalleled fortune at the Vegas slot machines.
Suarez showed up at the Wild Card Gym on President's Day without notice, appointment nor invitation coming from the Charlie of Hollywood's boxing chocolate factory well known to the boxing world as the best trainer of this era Freddie Roach.
Not to be denied, Suarez came with a battle plan to ensure his success in infiltrating the Wild Card Boxing Gym's premises like he was Solid Snake.
First, the brainchild of Sportzhypeboxing.com tried the subtle fan approach. Suarez walked up the stairs of Vine street's popular boxing club nonchalantly like a star-struck Pacnut. And just like clockwork and how he was instructed, the gatekeeper Mr. Peters politely asked Suarez what his business was and informed him that the gym was closed from 1pm - 5pm while Pacquiao was training. Suarez in return mustered his best naive innocent look while begging Peters and said, "I drove from 6 hours away to just get a photo with Manny, can you please let me see him even for just 5 seconds?"
The result? Fail!
As much as Peters would love to assist the poor little hustler, he is simply following orders and does not have the authority to grant such special wishes. And trust me, by orders, I meant he gets it from the top.
Not to be denied, Suarez had a contingency plan. He lied. Suarez told Peters that he was part of Pacquiao's entourage. He did after all possess the physique to be considered as such. Suarez further elaborated that he is the nephew of Buboy and Nonoy and that his name is Bugoy. He does look like a 'Bugoy' I must admit. Not to be fooled, Peters quickly phoned Team Pacquiao and immediately got a confirmation on his lingering su****ion. There is no 'Bugoy' related to any Team Pacquiao member therefore our friend Oliver was denied once again.
Not about to give up just yet, Bugoy, I mean Oliver, pulled out his media card and said he was there to cover Pacquiao's training. Unfortunately, that excuse did not stick as well due to the fact that the Wild Card now only has a handful of accredited media people allowed to be in it's premises while Pacquiao is training and everyone else has to wait until Media day- unless of course you got the star power of a Robert Duvall, Mark Wahlberg, Mickey Rourke or dSource *ehem*- sic!
Last but not the least, Suarez resorted to the final trick in his bag. He befriended Peters. Suarez bought Peters a cold drink, told him how he likes the guy's nice and shiny head and even complimented him for his dedication to his job. And when a couple drove in and parked in a reserved space, Suarez went for the jugular. With Peter's back turned, Suarez ran for the door- not a good idea. Not only is Suarez fat and out-of-shape like me, Peters seem to also have eyes behind the back of his head and immediately captured the slow-running writer. Peters grabbed Suarez by his collar, dragged him down the stairs and with his patience more than worn thin, the 6 foot 6 Bostonian threw our hapless friend to the ground like he was Kevin McHale setting a pick for Larry Bird against Kurt Rambis in the 80's.
Massive fail!
Finally giving up, Suarez waited in line like the rest of the Pacquiao fans that gathered to get a glimpse of Pacquiao.
(Article is fictional and is meant to elicit humor aka SPOOF)
dSource with Mr. Peters (photo by: O. Suarez)
Note: Obviously, this article as stated on top is simply a spoof. The reality is, Rob Peters is simply doing his job and does it like a seasoned pro. He does not lay hands on fans nor does he resort to verbal or physical violence but the request is that all fans be civil and respectful of the rules at the Wild Card Gym if they intend to stop by to pay a visit. Try and talk to him, he is actually an affable and cool person. Truth is, Peters is just executing the orders passed down on him. Pacquiao and Roach themselves set these rules up and the role may not make him a popular fellow among some of persistent fans but Peters definitely is the best man for the job.
Besides, as fans, you also have to understand that Pacquiao is training hard for the big challenge ahead of him and needs to focus and be at 100% for him to win. If you can't understand that, then how can you call yourself a real fan?
(Check out Oliver Suarez's statements on this incident by clicking here)
Also, check out Ronnie Nathanielsz, Chino Trinidad, Michael Marley and Ricardo Lois' recent articles for quality Boxing articles and news.
Dennis "D Source" Guillermo is a freelance sportswriter. You can contact him through e-mail at hoodartz@yahoo.com.
February 20, 4:12 PMFilipino Sports Examiner
by Dennis "dSource" Guillermo
Pacquiao bodyguard Rob Peters manhandling Oliver Suarez (Spoof)
Call him the ogre that guards the Wild Card Gym's gateway because truth be told, Manny Pacquiao's chief bodyguard Rob Peters ain't playing no games.
If you want to visit the Wild Card Gym to catch the Pac Man in the flesh training for his fight against Joshua Clottey, make sure you got a 'golden ticket' or else you will have to strafe and bunny hop around Mr. Peters' watchful eye. Chances are, it won't work.
Just ask my colleague and prolific boxing writer Oliver Suarez whom me and my photographer Brian Bantegui call "Mr. Lucky Charm" aka "Where is the 'suka' Suarex?" for his unparalleled fortune at the Vegas slot machines.
Suarez showed up at the Wild Card Gym on President's Day without notice, appointment nor invitation coming from the Charlie of Hollywood's boxing chocolate factory well known to the boxing world as the best trainer of this era Freddie Roach.
Not to be denied, Suarez came with a battle plan to ensure his success in infiltrating the Wild Card Boxing Gym's premises like he was Solid Snake.
First, the brainchild of Sportzhypeboxing.com tried the subtle fan approach. Suarez walked up the stairs of Vine street's popular boxing club nonchalantly like a star-struck Pacnut. And just like clockwork and how he was instructed, the gatekeeper Mr. Peters politely asked Suarez what his business was and informed him that the gym was closed from 1pm - 5pm while Pacquiao was training. Suarez in return mustered his best naive innocent look while begging Peters and said, "I drove from 6 hours away to just get a photo with Manny, can you please let me see him even for just 5 seconds?"
The result? Fail!
As much as Peters would love to assist the poor little hustler, he is simply following orders and does not have the authority to grant such special wishes. And trust me, by orders, I meant he gets it from the top.
Not to be denied, Suarez had a contingency plan. He lied. Suarez told Peters that he was part of Pacquiao's entourage. He did after all possess the physique to be considered as such. Suarez further elaborated that he is the nephew of Buboy and Nonoy and that his name is Bugoy. He does look like a 'Bugoy' I must admit. Not to be fooled, Peters quickly phoned Team Pacquiao and immediately got a confirmation on his lingering su****ion. There is no 'Bugoy' related to any Team Pacquiao member therefore our friend Oliver was denied once again.
Not about to give up just yet, Bugoy, I mean Oliver, pulled out his media card and said he was there to cover Pacquiao's training. Unfortunately, that excuse did not stick as well due to the fact that the Wild Card now only has a handful of accredited media people allowed to be in it's premises while Pacquiao is training and everyone else has to wait until Media day- unless of course you got the star power of a Robert Duvall, Mark Wahlberg, Mickey Rourke or dSource *ehem*- sic!
Last but not the least, Suarez resorted to the final trick in his bag. He befriended Peters. Suarez bought Peters a cold drink, told him how he likes the guy's nice and shiny head and even complimented him for his dedication to his job. And when a couple drove in and parked in a reserved space, Suarez went for the jugular. With Peter's back turned, Suarez ran for the door- not a good idea. Not only is Suarez fat and out-of-shape like me, Peters seem to also have eyes behind the back of his head and immediately captured the slow-running writer. Peters grabbed Suarez by his collar, dragged him down the stairs and with his patience more than worn thin, the 6 foot 6 Bostonian threw our hapless friend to the ground like he was Kevin McHale setting a pick for Larry Bird against Kurt Rambis in the 80's.
Massive fail!
Finally giving up, Suarez waited in line like the rest of the Pacquiao fans that gathered to get a glimpse of Pacquiao.
(Article is fictional and is meant to elicit humor aka SPOOF)
dSource with Mr. Peters (photo by: O. Suarez)
Note: Obviously, this article as stated on top is simply a spoof. The reality is, Rob Peters is simply doing his job and does it like a seasoned pro. He does not lay hands on fans nor does he resort to verbal or physical violence but the request is that all fans be civil and respectful of the rules at the Wild Card Gym if they intend to stop by to pay a visit. Try and talk to him, he is actually an affable and cool person. Truth is, Peters is just executing the orders passed down on him. Pacquiao and Roach themselves set these rules up and the role may not make him a popular fellow among some of persistent fans but Peters definitely is the best man for the job.
Besides, as fans, you also have to understand that Pacquiao is training hard for the big challenge ahead of him and needs to focus and be at 100% for him to win. If you can't understand that, then how can you call yourself a real fan?
(Check out Oliver Suarez's statements on this incident by clicking here)
Also, check out Ronnie Nathanielsz, Chino Trinidad, Michael Marley and Ricardo Lois' recent articles for quality Boxing articles and news.
Dennis "D Source" Guillermo is a freelance sportswriter. You can contact him through e-mail at hoodartz@yahoo.com.
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