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The ******* scriptures: The Counter Punch Code
~Thou shalt not have any gods before Pacquiao, for Pacquiao is a jealous god. This includes not being witness to any other boxer's fights and educating yourself about the the sport, past nor present.~
~Thou shalt gather in the Pinoy Lounge on the day of the sabeth for this is Pacquiao's day. In this sacred section of the forum, Pacquiao's people will cometh together to cast judgement on those who present and argue with facts. This judgement will be in the form of Red Karma.~
~Thou shalt not acknowledge prior defeats by KO. For those losses were many heavens ago and were not in the presence of St. Roach. thus they do not counteth as true losses.~
~Thou shalt not partake in random blood tests for this is not the Pacquiao way. Needles are thine enemy and make thee weak. Their purpose is for ugly body art and should not be used for cleansing of the sport.~
~Thou shalt acknowlegedge all Pacquiao opponents as great opponents. Thou will partake in a code of silence when thine enemy asks of De La Hoya's weight, Cotto's catchweight, and Clottey's inferiority for Pacquiao loves all and all are equals.~
~Thou shalt view in all of Mayweather's boxing matches, for we must keep a keen eye on thy enemy. These viewings are to be kept secret thus not revealing our true appreciaition for greatness. Further, thou shalt not be ashamed of being a hypocrite, for thou shalt spread the word that Mayweather is boring even though thou watches all of his matches.~
~Thou shalt gather in the Pinoy Lounge on the day of the sabeth for this is Pacquiao's day. In this sacred section of the forum, Pacquiao's people will cometh together to cast judgement on those who present and argue with facts. This judgement will be in the form of Red Karma.~
~Thou shalt not acknowledge prior defeats by KO. For those losses were many heavens ago and were not in the presence of St. Roach. thus they do not counteth as true losses.~
~Thou shalt not partake in random blood tests for this is not the Pacquiao way. Needles are thine enemy and make thee weak. Their purpose is for ugly body art and should not be used for cleansing of the sport.~
~Thou shalt acknowlegedge all Pacquiao opponents as great opponents. Thou will partake in a code of silence when thine enemy asks of De La Hoya's weight, Cotto's catchweight, and Clottey's inferiority for Pacquiao loves all and all are equals.~
~Thou shalt view in all of Mayweather's boxing matches, for we must keep a keen eye on thy enemy. These viewings are to be kept secret thus not revealing our true appreciaition for greatness. Further, thou shalt not be ashamed of being a hypocrite, for thou shalt spread the word that Mayweather is boring even though thou watches all of his matches.~
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