The ***** Scriptures

[jaskieee]

Some interesting facts in there, i am a floyd fan but i wouldnt mind seeing him lose, i think it would make him far more dangerous and more willing to take on anyone without concesions whether they are ridiculous or not (drug tests, moving up 2 weight classes etc.)

I think another active elite fighter who lost there debut was juan manuel marquez, i think it was by dq buh cbf boxrecing it.

Boxreced it anyways lolz round 1 dq in 1993 against Javier Duran who was 1-0 at the time =]

[Piper the Great]

we have to do our best to keep this on the front page. This is nominated for thread of the year. LMAO

Ay floyd fans he killed yall with this one.

[roxy]

I can't stop laughing, funny but obviously true

[STRUGG]

as an objective floyd fan......i agree

[PAKYO]

How on fraud's name did i miss this one! LOL

[Mr. Philadel]

~Thou shall praise how exciting Floyd is OUTSIDE the ring. This shall nullifyeth his painful eyesores inside the ring. This shall provide ye ammunition against fans of fighters more exciting & captivating than floyd.

~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.

~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.

~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.

~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.

~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.


~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man.





~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~

man the **** you dudes think of!!....nice!

[zeidrich]

this is the only difference between a ***** and a *******

when a ******* make a joke, its actually funny, if its a ***** that makes a joke,most of the time its corny

[AdamantiumPI]

hilarious stuff.

this is the only difference between a ***** and a *******

when a ******* make a joke, its actually funny, if its a ***** that makes a joke,most of the time its corny

Very true. That pic in your sig with the chicken run is pretty funny too.

[pasawayako]

~Thou shall praise how exciting Floyd is OUTSIDE the ring. This shall nullifyeth his painful eyesores inside the ring. This shall provide ye ammunition against fans of fighters more exciting & captivating than floyd.

~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.

~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.

~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.

~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.

~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.


~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man.





~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~

nice one. nyahahaha

[kadyo's]

bwahahahahahaha this thread is a classic.