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  • TheNegation
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    #61
    Pure Comedic Gold

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    • Margaritophobic
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      #62
      Mods please sticky this. Oh wait, nevermind that. *****s already know their scriptures by heart

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      • GT-R
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        #63
        Originally posted by Margaritophobic
        Mods please sticky this. Oh wait, nevermind that. *****s already know their scriptures by heart
        classic thread.

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        • zeidrich
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          #64
          Originally posted by DonTaseMeBrah
          ~Thou shall praise how exciting Floyd is OUTSIDE the ring. This shall nullifyeth his painful eyesores inside the ring. This shall provide ye ammunition against fans of fighters more exciting & captivating than floyd.

          ~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.

          ~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.

          ~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.

          ~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.


          ~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.


          ~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man.





          ~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~
          Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
          Lol, *****s who disobey the scriptures will be thrown to Eternal damnation.
          hahahaha , this thread is gold

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          • BigStereotype
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            #65
            Originally posted by DonTaseMeBrah
            ~Thou shall praise how exciting Floyd is OUTSIDE the ring. This shall nullifyeth his painful eyesores inside the ring. This shall provide ye ammunition against fans of fighters more exciting & captivating than floyd.

            ~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.

            ~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.

            ~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.

            ~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.


            ~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.


            ~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man.





            ~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~
            ****'s gold. For some reason, I can't give you any K, but just know that I want to.

            EDIT: Oh, I see. You're banned.
            Last edited by BigStereotype; 04-14-2010, 07:36 PM.

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            • zeidrich
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              #66
              Originally posted by Margaritophobic
              Mods please sticky this. Oh wait, nevermind that. *****s already know their scriptures by heart
              i know someone got kicked in the mafia because he disobeyed the ***** scriptures sometime ago hahaahah

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              • tibbar
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                #67
                Originally posted by El Castigador
                You are pathetic you come on this site to make every thread HATING on Floyd as if hes ever going to read or actually gives a **** what a clown named donttasemebrah has to say.

                Your obsession with Mayweather is disturbing.
                Originally posted by DonTaseMeBrah
                sayeth the man who has been banned 50 times & has countless alts with countless threads with each all & is a member of not 1, not 2, but 3 internet mafia gangs.


                may ellerbe soothe thy soul.
                pwned!!! just like that!!

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                • Marcov
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                  #68

                  Classic how'd I miss the one?

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                  • JM1
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                    #69
                    Originally posted by DonTaseMeBrah
                    ~Thou shall praise how exciting Floyd is OUTSIDE the ring. This shall nullifyeth his painful eyesores inside the ring. This shall provide ye ammunition against fans of fighters more exciting & captivating than floyd.

                    ~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.

                    ~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.

                    ~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.

                    ~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.


                    ~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.


                    ~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man.





                    ~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~
                    Originally posted by Makavelli
                    the sign of the cross comes in the form of a chest rub

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                    • RimmyDelicious
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                      #70
                      Wow, classic.

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