The ***** Scriptures

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  • DonTaseMeBrah
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    #51
    praise be to the holy ***** tabernacles for all the green k i have recieved for this thread.

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    • mandirigma
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      #52
      Originally posted by Easy-E
      lmao at calling Floyd's fights "eyesores."

      are you honestly and truthfully NOT a boxing fan at all?
      Real Boxing fans watch exciting match. They want there money back. Watching Floyd is like youve been rob. Get's.

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      • Pullcounter
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        #53
        Originally posted by mandirigma
        Real Boxing fans watch exciting match. They want there money back. Watching Floyd is like youve been rob. Get's.
        didn't floyd admit that he only came back to steal more money?

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        • johnle43
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          #54
          Originally posted by DonTaseMeBrah
          ~Thou shall praise how exciting Floyd is OUTSIDE the ring. This shall nullifyeth his painful eyesores inside the ring. This shall provide ye ammunition against fans of fighters more exciting & captivating than floyd.

          ~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.

          ~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.

          ~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.

          ~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.


          ~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.


          ~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man.





          ~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~
          funny as ***, and spot on!

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          • Ron Jeremy
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            #55
            Lol, *****s who disobey the scriptures will be thrown to Eternal damnation.

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            • DonTaseMeBrah
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              #56
              Originally posted by Pullcounter
              didn't floyd admit that he only came back to steal more money?
              that's what he literally said. *****s are told in front of their faces by their divine boxing god that he is stealing their money, yet they are fine with it. in fact they are happy to give their money.

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              • DonTaseMeBrah
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                #57
                Originally posted by mandirigma
                Real Boxing fans watch exciting match. They want there money back. Watching Floyd is like youve been rob. Get's.
                not for *****s. they cant wait to give their hard earned cash to a guy who calls himself a hustler & who literally said he came back to steal money.

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                • El Castigador
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by DonTaseMeBrah
                  not for *****s. they cant wait to give their hard earned cash to a guy who calls himself a hustler & who literally said he came back to steal money.
                  show me where he said steal money

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                  • The Tase
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                    #59
                    bump........


                    direct all greens to this new account.

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                    • ulises_solis
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                      #60
                      this should be a sticky

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