The ***** Scriptures

[Walt Liquor]

i just foundeth another important section of the holy ***** scriptures;

~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.

now it is complete

the dead fight scrolls have been found!

[AllEyesOpen]

~Thou shall praise how exciting Floyd is OUTSIDE the ring. This shall nullifyeth his painful eyesores inside the ring. This shall provide ye ammunition against fans of fighters more exciting & captivating than floyd.

~Thou shall praise Floyd's ppv numbers & high rated 24/7 shows. This shall hold ye steady in the tough daily enviromental NSB battles.

~Thou shall praise Floyd's undefeated record. It is the alpha & omega. It is the life force, the heart & soul, the foundation of the ***** tabernacles. It make any hypothetical fantasy match up win possible. Protect at all cost just as Floyd has protected the record at all cost.

~Thou shall denigrate/discredit/dismiss any fighter that challenges Floyd's greatness. Ye shall know this if a fighter is 2 weight classes above or below floyd. Immediately begin operations when above fighter reaches #5 p4p status.

~Thou shall start bending the rules of arithmetic. Decades shall be extended to deny awarding a fighter not named Floyd Fighter of the decade awards. 2000-2009 is not a decade.

~Floyd has neverth ducketh a opponent. It is thee opponents that ducekth him because of their low ppv ratings, losses, & lack of attraction. You will showeth thee video of the floyd video where floyd calling out fighters & ye shall translate those words over at NSB as official fight negotiating offers. Ye will make up fight dates, fight locations, fight weights, & fight purses in order to defendeth the video of floyd calling out fighters.[/I][/B]




~In the name of roger, senior, junior, & prophet ellerbe. Amen.~

Funny you name this thread "the ***** scripture" when i've heard *******s time and time again claim that Pacquiao is GOD.

[DonTaseMeBrah]

~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man

thank you to tortillawarrior, founder of the word *****s for reminding me.

[El Castigador]

~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man

thank you to tortillawarrior, founder of the word *****s for reminding me.

You are obsessed with Mayweather.

[Walt Liquor]

~Thou shall go to clubs full of beautiful women & d**** your arms instead around men while throwing fake hundred dollar bills & claim to be worth 600 million dollars then 200 million dollars while at the same time not being able to pay your taxes, have your cars reposessed, & not able to pay the trash man

thank you to tortillawarrior, founder of the word *****s for reminding me.

that's for floyd, not his stans. makes no sense tortilla

[DonTaseMeBrah]

that's for floyd, not his stans. makes no sense tortilla

it is floyd's story so it shall be included in the ***** scriptures.

[El Castigador]

it is floyd's story so it shall be included in the ***** scriptures.

You are pathetic you come on this site to make every thread HATING on Floyd as if hes ever going to read or actually gives a **** what a clown named donttasemebrah has to say.

Your obsession with Mayweather is disturbing.

[V.WEBB]

Why are you guys mocking the Holy Scriptures?

[GT-R]

good lord that was great!

[DonTaseMeBrah]

You are pathetic you come on this site to make every thread HATING on Floyd as if hes ever going to read or actually gives a **** what a clown named donttasemebrah has to say.

Your obsession with Mayweather is disturbing.

sayeth the man who has been banned 50 times & has countless alts with countless threads with each all & is a member of not 1, not 2, but 3 internet mafia gangs.





may ellerbe soothe thy soul.