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There is a Mike Tyson fight schedueled at MGM Grand Las Vegas, but his opponent got sick and could not fight. The show was already on and they had to find someone to replace him. The promoter saw a big man outside behind the building loading cargo off the truck.
The promoter asked him " Would you stand for 1 round against Mike Tyson, if we give you 1 million?"
The guy said " Yeah!"
They agreed to fight. The bell rings and the fight is on. The guy stood up and survived the first round.
The promoter goes in his corner and says: " If you stand another round with Tyson, then we'll give you another million."
The guy agreed.
He stood up the second and third round and got another 2 millions.
He barely survived the fourth round and the promoter approached the guy again and said: "If you stand up yet for another roud, you'll get another million"
The guy answered: " **** standing! I'm going to hit him now!"
The promoter asked him " Would you stand for 1 round against Mike Tyson, if we give you 1 million?"
The guy said " Yeah!"
They agreed to fight. The bell rings and the fight is on. The guy stood up and survived the first round.
The promoter goes in his corner and says: " If you stand another round with Tyson, then we'll give you another million."
The guy agreed.
He stood up the second and third round and got another 2 millions.
He barely survived the fourth round and the promoter approached the guy again and said: "If you stand up yet for another roud, you'll get another million"
The guy answered: " **** standing! I'm going to hit him now!"
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