What will Toney's excuse be?

[NAB]

1) "I did not knowingly take a banned substance."
2) "The sample must be contaminated."
3) "I had sex 5 times the night before & a sixpack of beers. That musta elevated my levels." (famously used by US sprinter Dennis Mitchell)
4) "My competitors must have contaminated my toothpaste." (successfully argued by German distance runner Dieter Baumann
go here for the story - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/athl...cs/2180907.stm
5) "They must have switched my sample with somebody else's"

I reckon he'll go for 1) or 3)

[The Pretender]

He'll say it must have been the preservatives in that case of twinkies he ate before the fight. Toney's a ***** who couldn't fight Ruiz without drugs. Rematch is due to resolve this.

[Neuraxis]

Don King slipped it in his cheeseburger.

[The Pretender]

I doubt that considering Toney exactly the fighter he'd rather have after Ruiz fails to be popular...Toney a big mouthed ***** who can draw through controversy. That's what King and this other nuthugging fans around here want.

[Exciterx30]

Toney might apologize for taking advice from Fernando Vargas prior to the fight.

[jpboxer3]

John Ruiz slipped the steroids into my plummer-crack.

[joeboxer]

I hope they do this fight over so that Toney can Knock Ruiz out next time.

[!! Mr. Soprano]

John Ruiz slipped the steroids into my plummer-crack.

LOLOL

This is by far the best one LOL

[The Pretender]

I hope they do this fight over so that Toney can Knock Ruiz out next time.

Ha ha, never happen when Toney can't cheat like the ***** he is.

TONEY EXCUSE: "It must have been in Freddie Roach's semen."

[Neuraxis]

I hope they do this fight over so that Toney can Knock Ruiz out next time.

Impossible, Toney won't be able to fight for the WBA belt for 2 years.