Mike Tyson: "I could sell out Cowboys stadium masturbating."

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  • billionaire
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    Mike Tyson: "I could sell out Cowboys stadium masturbating."

    Michael Gerard Tyson, the legendary boxing icon lamented on the current popularity of boxing in a recent conference call with private journalists. Tyson, when asked about the welterweight clash between pound for pound king Manny Pacquiao and Joshua Clottey at Cowboys Stadium on March 13, commented on the stature of said event. "They are two great fighters, I love Manny Pacquiao and what he brings but I heard they're only seating half the damn place. I could sell out Cowboys stadium masturbating."

    For his part Tyson perfected his wanking skills as an adolescent at Tryon School for Boys in Johnstown, New York along with a master's degree at the Plainfield Correctional Facility, in Plainfield, Indiana following a controversial **** conviction.

    Tyson remained in good spirits. He says he is currently relaxing and enjoying raising his children, with no plans to make a comeback to the sport.

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    lol imagine 100k people paying to see that....
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    • eli porter
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      at least it'd more entertaining then desperate housewives.

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      • irishdude
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        Originally posted by billionaire


        lol imagine 100k people paying to see that....
        100k people is 100k people.

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        • Lloyd Banks
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          hahaha tyson says it how it is...

          real dude!!

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          • tanibanana
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            would it be on PPV..hehehe.. Tyson and his antics..

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            • Gutz
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              Tyson the ****ing man..

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              • Evil Abed
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                Classic quote from Tyson!

                I hope they bring him back for Hangover 2.

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                • FightFreak
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                  Iron Mike still got bite. Good for him

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                  • GTR
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                    *****s would pack up a small casino just to watch ellerbes infamous chest rubs

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