Sung to the tune of '10 Green Bottles':
There were 10 Alsatians walking down the street,
10 Alsatians walking down the street,
And if Pacquiao fancied something to eat
There'd be 9 Alsatians walking down the street...
There were 10 Alsatians walking down the street,
10 Alsatians walking down the street,
And if Pacquiao fancied something to eat
There'd be 9 Alsatians walking down the street...